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Aug26

Your Fratoscope: August 26, 2018

by tonyd on August 26, 2018 at 3:21 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your dog gets you a piece of dried poop for your birthday, but includes the receipt in case you want to exchange it. Aries:  You will eat a contradictory ice cream flavor called “Chocolate […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar30

Rewritten Headlines: Worst Sex Doll to Worst Milkshake

by tonyd on March 30, 2018 at 1:38 am

Worst Sex Doll Ever All the Dudity You Can Handle Sticky House Soon to Be For Sale Ozzy Did It Better Jethro Tull’s Fan is Hardcore Doctors Find Nothing Beginner’s Luck Zero Stars Beginner’s Luck Again Worst Milkshake Ever

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Mar02

Rewritten Headlines: Vagina Splinters to TGM

by tonyd on March 2, 2018 at 12:01 am

Vagina Splinters More Common Government Gets Discount Never Drink and Order a Drive Fuck Tools Lex Luthor’s Children Disappoint Evil Nemesis of Liberty Bell Found Panhandlers of the Sea Denmark Not Eating Enough Bacon God Messing With This Dude Grand […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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