Dec24
Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do on Christmas Day
on December 24, 2016 at 12:01 am
- Take the Christmas decorations down.
- Open your gifts in the nude.
- Loudly invite everyone in a church to come to your house to watch football.
- Dress as Santa and run through the streets screaming, “I’m not finished! I’m not finished!”
- Hold the opening day of your brand new Haunted House.
- Leave message on store voice mails demanding to know why they’re not open today.
- Start angry political arguments on Facebook in the comments section of someone’s family Christmas picture.
- Show everyone your largest poop as part of a “group present”.
- Go caroling using nothing but Death Metal songs.
- Insist everyone participate in your Easter Egg Hunt.
