1.  Take the Christmas decorations down.
  2.  Open your gifts in the nude.
  3.  Loudly invite everyone in a church to come to your house to watch football.
  4.  Dress as Santa and run through the streets screaming, “I’m not finished!  I’m not finished!”
  5.  Hold the opening day of your brand new Haunted House.
  6.  Leave message on store voice mails demanding to know why they’re not open today.
  7.  Start angry political arguments on Facebook in the comments section of someone’s family Christmas picture.
  8.  Show everyone your largest poop as part of a “group present”.
  9.  Go caroling using nothing but Death Metal songs.
  10.  Insist everyone participate in your Easter Egg Hunt.