Posts Tagged Easter Egg Hunt

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Apr16

Your Easter Fratoscope 2017

by tonyd on April 16, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You can a birthday call from the Easter Bunny, but you suspect it’s not the real Easter Bunny. Aries:  A large pink bunny beats the crap out of your pizza delivery guy on your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec24

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do on Christmas Day

by tonyd on December 24, 2016 at 12:01 am

 Take the Christmas decorations down.  Open your gifts in the nude.  Loudly invite everyone in a church to come to your house to watch football.  Dress as Santa and run through the streets screaming, “I’m not finished!  I’m not finished!” […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr05

Your Easter Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 5, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You receive a suspicious amount of bunny-shaped chocolate as gifts, but don’t care. Aries:  What you thought was a dead raccoon, rises up from the hole you buried him in and starts getting very preachy […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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