Super Frat

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Kate Quigley, probably the hottest stand up comic ever.  Let’s see what she’s tweeting.

@KateQFunny

Giggity.

January 7th:  “The venue hired security for me tonight, incase u ever wondered what happened to Kevin Costner’s career after THE BODYGUARD.”

Hey, he has to do something to continue to distract people from The Postman.

January 8th:  “My friend asked me to help baby-proof her apartment, so to make it as kid-safe as possible, I’m leaving.”

Yeah, you’re only going to confuse the kid about where dinner’s coming from with those guns you’re totin’ around.

January 8th:  “I always rep my team. Even when they’re not playing.  – at The Parlor”

Damn.  That’s some nice reppin’, Kate.

January 8th:  “How much do men love football? Not one guy hit on us. @JaclynMarfuggi #NFLSunday”

I don’t know if Kate is funny, but I’m pretty sure I’d go see her regardless.  I assume she’s already funnier than Jenny McCarthy.

January 9th:  “MONDAY! 10PM @TheLaughFactory! Tweet at me for guestlist!”

Here’s your chance, bros.  But remember, tweet politely.

January 9th:  “MY GRILL WON’T COME OUT!!!!! #whitegırlproblems @AllDefDigital”

Oh, man.  Looks like that grill is there to stay.  How do you floss with that?

18 hours ago:  “Available for your wedding.”

I cannot image having stand up at my wedding, but it has to be better than a DJ.

23 minutes ago:  “Relationship Status: Got on the train to Crazy Town & rode all the way to Psycho City.”

Yeah, been there.  Well, bros, if you’re not a psycho and you like the Rams, sounds like you might have a shot.

Okay, let’s rate Kate’s tweets.  I give her an 8 for Insanity, an 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 9.  Follow Kate (you know, on Twitter, not around).

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