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Man Prefers Hydration to Freedom
Guy’s Worst Nightmare Possible

Kid Really Needs to Catch Pokemon
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!
Man Prefers Hydration to Freedom
Guy’s Worst Nightmare Possible
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Margot Robbie! This generation’s Sharon Stone! She is hotter than a pile of firecrackers on the sun! Let’s see what she’s tweeting!
July 20, 2106: “Photo cred to the creepy pap hiding in the bushes. Thanks for always catching me at my best… https://www.instagram.com/p/BIG3Sg6DsG3/ ”
That’s a pretty action-oriented pose. You look badass!
August 4, 2016: “This chick @caradelevingne thank you @Chaos_Whispers #skwad https://www.instagram.com/p/BIsB5OQB_E7/ ”
Hot chicks hang with other hot chicks. It’s a rule.
August 26, 2016: “EiisaYoisa! Making Mochi with @karenfukuhara #tokyo @ Inakaya Roppongi (West) https://www.instagram.com/p/BJkhVVaBUf6/ ”
That looks like fun.
August 26, 2016: “Hedgehog cafe in #tokyo @ ハリネズミ専門店 HARRY https://www.instagram.com/p/BJkjBt7hXyb/ ”
That one looks delicious!
December 6, 2016: “These are the words of a young Syrian woman who aside from circumstance is no different to you or I. http://bit.ly/2g5E9Id #IHearYou”
Sigh. I wish we’d stop bombing and occupying the Middle East.
February 7, 2017: “Needs of #refugee children have never been greater. Put #childrenfirst by supporting @UNICEFUSA’s lifesaving work:”
Australia’s got a lot of room. Should be able to ship some of them there. America right now…you probably don’t want to come here for a while.
February 28th: “A film maker I really believe in… Do yourself a favour and check this out! x”
Looks interesting.
March 5th: “If you want some good karma to come your way this Sunday please donate for my dear friend Toby!”
Looks like they made their goal. Nice job, Margot.
July 25th: “#SledDogsFilm opening in NY Friday, more US cities in August. Get your tickets and SAVE THE DOGS – http://www.sleddogsfilm.com ”
Aw, poor doggies. But their power is green.
August 1st: “ROAD TRIP! your with zero emissions. #ProudToPartnerWith #NissanElectric #ElectrifyTheWorld #NissanLeaf”
And here’s the solution to the previous post. Electric sleds.
August 3rd: “Had such a magical time shooting this. Trust me, you don’t want to miss #GoodbyeChristopherRobin”
Sounds cute.
August 15th: “LOVE IS LOVE Aussie’s register to vote before August 24th: http://www.aec.gov.au/enrol/ #marriageequaility #australia”
Vote Wikileaks, I say.
September 26th: “To my fellow Aussies, If you haven’t already, let’s open our minds and hearts and vote YES. For we are young and free to marry who we chose!”
Still no gay marriage in Australia? I’m surprised. You Aussies are usually so laid back.
September 26th: “Never want to be bias so here’s the flip side to the argument… Vote “No” to Marriage Equality https://youtu.be/Fe_pZQj1jAA via @YouTube”
Good video (it was really pro-gay marriage btw).
October 5th: “I’m Supporting the #LadyGardencampaign by @GynaeCancerFund.Tee was designed by the Delevingne’s & is available TODAY http://www.ladygardencampaign.co.uk ”
Breast cancer gets overplayed here. Good for you recognizing the vagina is just as, if not more, important.
October 10th: “In good company – thrilled to be on the cover of @ELLEmagazine with so many inspiring women https://www.instagram.com/p/BaE6k49hEoh/ ”
You look so young in that one.
October 19th: “This is the VERY FIRST LOOK @ITonyaMovie, also starring Sebastian Stan and @allisonbjanney. Coming soon to theaters!”
When I first heard about this movie, I made fun of it. Now that I’ve seen the trailer, I’m warming up to seeing this.
Okay, let’s rate Margot’s tweets. Pretty crazy. Ran the gamut. And it’s nice to see a celebrity not constantly tweeting about themselves. I give her a 4 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 7.3, but I’m bumping it up to 9. To me, this is the kind of Twitter feed everyone should have. Don’t post something every ten fucking minutes. Only when you got something to say.
And if you have something to say or want to make a suggestion for TIF, email me here.
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If your birthday is this week: Your party will be interrupted by a waiter, who will ask if anyone else is coming.
Aries: You will eat a cupcake that tastes like earbuds.
Taurus: Your costume is too “racy” for the prudes in your neighborhood that are pants-obsessed.
Gemini: Several adult-sized “trick or treaters” will shake you down for full sized candy bars.
Lemini: You’ll realize that it’s way too easy for people to notice the razorblades if you put them in applesauce.
Cancer: Giving out pickles turns out not to be popular in your neighborhood during Halloween.
Leo: The stars say, putting all your candy on the stoop and relying on the “honor system” is lazy, but a quick way to get rid of those Mary Janes from last year.
Virgo: Everyone throws out your homemade treats, not because it’s dangerous but because they know you can’t cook.
Libra: If you keep throwing garlic at every “vampire” that comes to your front door, you’re never going to be able to cook any Italian food later.
Scorpio: After having sex in costume, you’ll realize your genitals might’ve been in the wrong hole or vice versa.
Sagittarius: You’ll realize that the long line of “hobos” that knocked on your door are actually hungry homeless people.
Capricorn: Your Halloween part is great fun, especially for those bank robbers that hide out at your place until the cops drive past.
Aquarius: The neighborhood kids chuck eggs at your for giving out packets of carrots and they’re right to do so.
Pisces: Don’t worry about your diabetes! It’s a holiday!
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding

Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics

Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation

Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics
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