1.  It pisses people off.
  2.  Being right all the time is boring.
  3.  I have way more free time than most of the people I’m talking to.
  4.  It never changes anyone’s mind.
  5.  I have never gotten free tacos after doing it.
  6.  It’s easier just to put my opinion in my comics.
  7.  No one has offered me a free car after doing it.
  8.  People keep their politics like their religion and get overly offended when you don’t agree.
  9.  It has never resulted in winning lottery numbers.
  10.  I have never been rewarded with a blowjob afterwards.