Super Frat

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Lisa Marie and when you read her tweets, you’ll know why I chose to focus on her.  I think I may love her in 280 characters or less.

@xLiserx

3 hours ago:  “Can I just trophy someone’s declaration of love to me?”

Yes.  Yes, you can.

59 minutes ago:  “Seriously, with 280 characters, Trump could declare war on multiple countries.”

Well, everywhere but specific towns in Wales.

43 minutes ago:  “Wonder Years Voiceover: …And it was on that day in 2017 that President Trump started both a global war AND had Grey’s Anatomy canceled.”

He can do it.  It’s in the Constitution.

37 minutes ago:  “At 280 characters?! What is this, Game of Thrones??”

Only if there’s nudity and if you go over 280 you die.

22 minutes ago:  “It’s sad that 280 characters means significant layoffs in the Grammar Police Department.”

Yes, but we can finally get rid of the Grammar Nazis.

16 minutes ago:  “Why 280 characters is too much for Twitter…(1/275)”

Yes.  This.  Although Rob Heubel would make it work.

15 minutes ago:  “If another Kardashian wishes to announce they forgot to pull out, now would be the time to do it. We’ve got 280 other things to worry about.”

No.  Not another generation.  Please.

Okay, let’s rate Lisa Marie’s tweets.  I give her a 9 for Style, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 9.3, but I’m going to round that up to 10 for that avatar.  Nice pizza top, Lisa.  Follow her.  I mean, don’t actually follow her, follow her on Twitter.  And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.