Nov04
Ten Things You’ll Never See at Wal Mart
on November 4, 2017 at 12:01 am
- A guy in a tux shopping with his butler.
- Someone asking, “Where’s the expensive version of this product?”
- Shoppers in a rush to get out of the store to catch a private jet back to Aspen.
- Bill Gates returning a sweater.
- Someone breaking a twenty.
- A customer asking, “Food stamps? What are food stamps?”
- Elon Musk trying to decide if he can buy mustard AND hotdogs.
- Investment bankers trying to get their shopping done before the market closes.
- A tailor made suit.
- One full day without a staff member saying, “Sir, that’s inappropriate to wear in the store.”
