Oct18

Twitter in Focus: Sharon Stone

by tonyd on October 18, 2017 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Sharon Stone!  Still so hot!  Let’s see what she’s tweeting!

@sharonstone

September 21st:  “ to Nov. 2014 and posing for (photog. , dress by , shoes by )”

Nice.  Lookin’ good!

September 22nd:  “ to 2005 on set with for New show 9/28 . Have a great weekend!”

Huh.  Didn’t realize you were on that show.

September 22nd:  “Wonderful 2 C Alex Israel’s 1st film, a socially conscious film 4 teenagers, .(WireImage) Check it out. ”

Meh.  Maybe I’d watch it on cable.  Looks like a lot of cameos tho.

September 24th:  “W Libery and Justice. When we STAND 4 liberty & justice for ALL, we will kneel 4 liberty & justice 4 ALL. GOD BLESS AMERICA & ALL WE STAND 4”

Is that the new pledge of allegiance?  Cause it’s a bit confusing.

October 5th:  “Proud to be the Event Honorary Chair for benefiting , today at 7pm. Tickets: ”

Hosted by “Milk”?  Like a glass of milk?

October 6th:  “ interactive movie coming soon. Thanks ”

Sounds interesting.  Just go right to the video game, I say.

October 10th:  “ “Fashion fades, only style remains the same.” – Coco Chanel”

True.  This is why I never change my clothes.

October 12th:  “ to June 1992 and an portrait for ”

So many pictures.  Need a website just to keep track of them all.

October 13th:  “ to April 1993 and the cover of (photog. )”

Will that be followed by “SoLongAgoSaturday”, “SometimeBeforeSunday” and “MightyLongAgoMonday”?

Okay, let’s rate Sharon’s tweets.  Not bad.  So busy, yet plenty of flashbacks as well.  I give her a 7 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.3, but I’ll rounded it up to 9 just because of the original Total Recall.  Damn she was so hot in that.

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Oct16

Fat Guy Eats: Jersey Mike’s in Moorestown, NJ

by tonyd on October 16, 2017 at 12:01 am

Restaurant:  Jersey Mike’s in Moorestown, NJ

Address:  East Gate Square Shopping Center, 1624 Nixon Dr., Moorestown, NJ 08057

Food:  Subs

Price:  Average

Portions:  Big

Taste:  Excellent

Service:  Good

Atmosphere:  Self-Serve Chain

 

Jersey Mike’s is the Five Guys of cheesesteaks and I mean that in the most positive way possible.  My bar for cheesesteaks and hoagies is high living in the Philadelphia/South Jersey area, so trust me when I say it’s good.  The bread is softer than most cheesesteak places, but it’s fresh and good.  I don’t mind a soft bread on my cheesesteak.  It’s light.  I don’t feel like I’m eating a loaf of bread, so I’m cool with it.

The cheesesteak meat is high quality, good lettuce, tomato and onion.  Iced tea is good, although the cups are a little small.  Unlimited refills make up for that.  They don’t have fries, but have chips.  I’m okay with that.

Every time I’ve eaten here, I’ve had a good experience.  I high recommend it.

I give it 9 out of 10 keggers.

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Oct15

Your Fratoscope: October 15, 2017

by tonyd on October 15, 2017 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday will be funky, mostly because of the smell coming from that moldy birthday cake.

Aries:  You’ll find out your dinner isn’t sushi, the chef just didn’t cook your food.

Taurus:  Your cat will sue you for alimony and leave you for a cat lady.

Gemini:  The stars say, don’t eat those gumballs, they’re actually just mislabeled rubber balls.

Lemini:  Your Tinder date will apologize for lighting you on fire.

Cancer:  You’ll finally get a response to your letters from Santa and he apologies for being so late to get back to you.

Leo:  Your high school gym coach will call to remind you that you’re a worthless piece of crap that can’t play dodgeball.

Virgo: Russians comes to your house and demands your Facebook password so they can make your like Vladimir Putin’s band.

Libra:  An old flame will come back into your life to borrow your dust buster.

Scorpio:  You’ll become aroused in the produce section again.

Sagittarius:  Organizing Karoke night at the public library turns out to be a bad idea.

Capricorn:  You will find an unusual about of butter in your sheets this week.

Aquarius:  You’ll be kicked in the nads by an old acquaintance you haven’t seen in years!

Pisces:  You’ll use your psychic abilities to steal predictions from another psychic.

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Oct14

Ten Things I’d Like to See in the News

by tonyd on October 14, 2017 at 1:47 am

The news is so awful recently.  Here now are Ten Things I’d Like to See in the News before the end of 2017.

  1.  Donald Trump retires to tweet full time.
  2.  Americans become so healthy, healthcare costs plummet.
  3.  Iran elects Elmo as president.
  4.  Hillary Clinton become recluse and decides never to grant interviews.
  5.  California installs state-wide sprinkler system.
  6. U.S. Troops return home because there’s not enough people for all the jobs.
  7.  Makers of Blade Runner 2049 apologize for fucking it up.
  8. Apple announces no more iPhones until they can come up with an actual improvement.
  9. Olive Garden closes doors forever.
  10. News channels complain they can no longer find any bad news stories to talk about.
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