Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Onion writer, Matt Crowley. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

November 14th: “People say the film industry is in decline like they don’t know that in 2018 we’re getting movies called Gnome Alone AND Sherlock Gnomes.”
What? No Gnomunji?
November 17th: “Crazy to think that Ross Perot was the one person on the 1996 presidential debate stage who wasn’t a sexual predator.”
Bob Dole too?!
November 17th: “What’s happening in Alabama is like if the family from Capturing The Friedmans were an entire state.”
That is a Dennis Miller level of obscure reference.
November 19th: “My three greatest fears.”
Sounds like Thanksgiving in Texas.
November 19th: “Chicago has the best food.”
It’s what they’ll serve when the Apocalypse comes.
November 20th: “2017. Smdh.”
Is that man being stung to death?
November 20th: “Ooh and Nala is first on the buzzer!”
Is this where the Onion sends you?
12 hours ago: “No.”
So easy to criticize, so hard to satirize.
April 15th: “”My name’s not on the list? Well maybe you’ve heard of my friend Benjamin Franklin?” – Thomas Jefferson trying to get into a club”
Hey! You can’t retweet yourself! Although that was pretty funny.
Okay, let’s rate Matt’s Tweets. Pretty consistent comedy tweets. I give him a 7 for Style, an 8 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8, follow Matt.
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Restaurant: Pandora’s in Philadelphia
Address: 1221 Walnut St, Philadelphia, PA
Food: Sandwiches and Pizza
Price: Average
Portions: Average
Taste: Good
Service: Very friendly
Atmosphere: Self-Serve Chain
Pandora’s is a sandwich place just like many of the sandwich/pizza shops in Philly and South Jersey. It’s not bad. I enjoyed the sandwiches, but it’s not the kind of place that is a sit down place for me. For one thing, no iced tea. Had to get a bottle, which adds up at $2.50 a drink for me. The place was small and fills up fast, so the atmosphere is a little crowded.
However, the staff does go the extra mile. They were friendly and responsive to our needs. (I was there with a group.) For that and the very decent sandwiches, I would totally stop there again. It’s probably better for take out, if you’re a local. And I don’t get the name. Most places like that have an Italian name to promote the Italian food, but go figure. Pandora’s ain’t bad.
I give Pandora’s 7 out of 10 keggers.







If your birthday is this week: Your sexy ex jumps out of your birthday cake with a summons.
Aries: The fob you use to open your car will also open your heart.
Taurus: You’ll finally remember to close out all the apps on your phone this week.
Gemini: A total stranger will wash your windows at the gas station and then blow you a kiss.
Lemini: Your strange way of hitting on someone at the gas station continues to be ineffective.
Cancer: This week, the judge will rule you “too stupid” to go to trial.
Leo: You’ll start to suffer from CODPTSD: Call of Duty Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Virgo: Your sexy underwear shoot gets much less sexy after you shart.
Libra: Aliens land and demand that you take them to the nearest Bubba Gump Shrimp.
Scorpio: Your vintage collection of dildos will be damaged in a move.
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Capricorn: Several mean looking dogs will surround you and eventually intimidate you into buy them steaks and Doritos.
Aquarius: Your neighbor will ask you to play with his gorilla while he’s away on vacation.
Pisces: You’ll finally achieve the dream of leaving no leftovers at your family’s Thanksgiving dinner.
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