Dec30
Ten Things I Learned in 2017
on December 30, 2017 at 1:56 am
- A no-contest divorce costs about $400 in NJ.
- Never bet against the biggest asshole running for office.
- Writing a book on Italians is a lot of fun. (Available March 15, 2018!)
- Dating sites are still as horrible as I remember them.
- A lot of famous people I remember dropped dead.
- A lot of famous people I remember are way too horny.
- Everyone is offended by everything and I’ve never been so happy not to be famous.
- TV doesn’t really have any news anymore.
- College students have lost their God damned minds.
- 2018 has to better than 2017.
