1.  A no-contest divorce costs about $400 in NJ.
  2.  Never bet against the biggest asshole running for office.
  3.  Writing a book on Italians is a lot of fun. (Available March 15, 2018!)
  4.  Dating sites are still as horrible as I remember them.
  5.  A lot of famous people I remember dropped dead.
  6.  A lot of famous people I remember are way too horny.
  7.  Everyone is offended by everything and I’ve never been so happy not to be famous.
  8.  TV doesn’t really have any news anymore.
  9.  College students have lost their God damned minds.
  10.  2018 has to better than 2017.