Jul28

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do During the California Wildfires

by tonyd on July 28, 2018 at 1:54 pm

  1.  Use fireworks to signal the firefighters.
  2.  Stop to make roadside s’mores.
  3.  TP the neighbors’ house.
  4.  Save your gasoline collection.
  5.  Hide in a pile of dry leaves.
  6.  Move your oxygen bar outside.
  7.  Attempt to boil lobsters in your above ground pool.
  8.  Move your firewood pile inside to attempt to save it.
  9.  Set your house on fire ahead of time to spite the original fire.
  10. Point to firefighters and keep saying, “Only you!”
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Jul27

Rewritten Headlines: Fake Zebras to Best Bribe

by tonyd on July 27, 2018 at 12:01 am

Zoo Low on Black Paint

Company That Makes Nothing, Worth Less

Celebrity That Made a Mistake Rallies Against Celebrity That Was Cleared of Mistake

Hipster Commits Break-In

Hershey Highway Reopened

Inmate Enjoys Old Fashioned Air Conditioning

Mom Keeps It Real

Maxwell Not-So-Smart

Rich People Still Kind of Stupid

Best Bribe Ever

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Jul25

Binge Watch: Toast of London Season 1

by tonyd on July 25, 2018 at 12:01 am

Toast of London is just amazing. Even this weird ad for it doesn’t do it justice. Matt Berry, who you might remember from Snuffbox, is just a comic genius.

The basic premise is that Steven Toast is a haughty English actor trying to make in plays, TV and movies in London. It’s important that you Binge watch the entire season, because it’s the running gags that really get going after a while. I can’t really describe them without giving them away, but they’re really funny after a while.

Steven’s career takes several strange turns and his personal life is usually in a shambles. All three seasons are on Netflix and I am currently half way through two. “Buried Alive”, the most recent one I’ve watch, was absolutely bonkers. Watch this show, bros. You’ll thank me.

Big thumbs up for Toast!

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Jul23

Fat Guy Eats: Capital Plaza Hotel Bar

by tonyd on July 23, 2018 at 1:17 pm

Restaurant: Capital Plaza Hotel Bar

Address: 405 Wilkinson Blvd, Frankfort, KY 40601

Food:  Bar food

Price:  Below Average

Portions:  Decent

Taste:  Very Good

Service:  Good

Atmosphere:  So the hotel where the Frankfort Comic Con was held, actually was the best place in Kentucky I found to eat.  The convention organizers were kind enough to buy me a burger for lunch and it was really good.  So later, when I couldn’t find anything to do in Frankfort, I ended up back at the hotel and got another one.  It was that good.  Cooked perfectly, with some pickles on the side and on top.  The fries were prepackaged, but the really good kind.

I mean, the bar itself is a little small and once you had ten people in it, it was a bit crowded.  The nice thing was, I’m pretty sure I could’ve gone back to my room with it.  The menu was limited, but good.  If you’re stuck in Kentucky, this is the place to grab lunch.

I give the Capital Plaza Hotel Bar 8 out of 10 keggers.

kegkegkegkegkegkegkegkeg

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