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Jul16

Ten Things I’d Like to See on a Cross Country Trip

by tonyd on July 16, 2018 at 12:01 am

My recent foray to Kentucky got me thinking of cross country trips. Here now are Ten Things I’d Like to See on a Cross Country Trip.

A clean rest stop bathroom.
A gas station with reasonably priced gas.
Bears (but not at the rest stop or gas station).
Titties (although I pretty much like to see these anywhere).
Radio stations that play actual music.
Truckers that drive the speed limit.
A cheap hotel that doesn’t look like it rents by the hour.
Strong, free Wifi signals.
Tourist traps that cost less than $10.
Someone, anyone, without an opinion on the current political climate.

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Jul15

Your Fratoscope: July 15, 2018

by tonyd on July 15, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The good news about your poorly attended birthday celebration is that you get to eat all the cake yourself!

Aries: You’ll discover that Stop, Drop and Roll doesn’t work if your credit card is declined.

Taurus: Your accountant will advise you not to invest with that guy you met in the mall parking lot.

Gemini: Your pizza topping spells out a message, but it’s in Chinese and you’re too hungry to wait for the translator.

Lemini: The stars say, no matter how good it smells, drinking hand sanitizer is a bad idea.

Cancer: You will be flashed at a Staples and when you tell the cops they are shocked to learned that there’s still a Staples chain of stores.

Leo: You will lose a croquet tournament to two kids standing on each other shoulders in a trenchcoat.

Virgo: You will be baited into an argument with a garden gnome.

Libra: Your college protest breaks up early after every becomes too high to remember what they were outraged about.

Scorpio: The aliens free you after you enjoy the anal probing a little too much.

Sagittarius: There will be an image of Martin Short burned into your grilled cheese.

Capricorn: You will regret parking your car in the middle of a kickball game.

Aquarius: The casino will assure you that it cannot take hookers at collateral no matter how hot they are.

Pisces: You’ll realize that if the badge is drawn in crayon, he’s probably not a real cop.

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Jul14

Fat Guy Eats: Steve’s Grilled Cheese and Quesadilla Company

by tonyd on July 14, 2018 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: Steve’s Grilled Cheese and Quesadilla Company

Address: 804 N White Horse Pike, Stratford NJ

Food: Grilled Cheese and Quesadillas

Price: Slightly Above Average

Portions: Average

Taste: Great

Service: Hipster

Atmosphere: So Steve’s is the latest franchise of fast food places. The angle is grilled cheese and quesadillas. The sandwiches are big sized Texas Toast bread served with either tomato soup or fresh cut fries. (They had me at fresh cut fries.)

It’s good and I would eat there again. I got the signature sandwich, which is a chesesteak on a grilled cheese sandwich. The butter bread paired well with the meat, which was of top quality. The fresh cut fries were exactly that. For the fries alone, I would go back. They were delicious.

While I’m sure the locations down the shore are a bit more presentable, the one in Stratford has a sign that’s out. They really need to fix that. I mean, I thought the place was closed and I was super close to driving past. The inside features sketches of various characters holding grilled cheeses. It’s a fun little place, but the outside doesn’t reflect that yet. They put all the signage to face East and West, but the front of the store is South.

It’s weird for me too, as the building was a Friendly’s, then a couple of other things, an Indian place and now this. If they just fix or remove that empty sign, it would look so much better. And they should really have some of their fun pictures facing outside to make it look more inviting. But hey, if you’re in the area and need a tasty buttery sandwich, it’s pretty good!

I give Steve’s Grilled Cheese and Quesadilla Company 8 out of 10 keggers.