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Feb22

Rewritten Headlines: Monster Fish to FDA

by tonyd on February 22, 2013 at 12:01 am

Freak Pet Would Clog Toilet After Death Scientist One Step Closer to Bionic Woman Hillbillies Continue to Enjoy Sport Palestinians Trying to Die Without Getting Blown Up Fat Kids Moving Even Less Politician Hoping to Disarm Populace Insurance Company Look […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan12

Rewritten Headlines: Flu Shot to Big Thing

by tonyd on January 12, 2013 at 12:01 am

People Urge the Purchase of Shitty Product Government and NRA Agree to Gang Up on Video Games Iran Hopes Ben Affleck Will Work for Them Endangered Species Too Delicious President Lies to Finally End War French Surrendering Somehow Helpful “Fuck […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct02

Your Fratoscope: October 2, 2011

by tonyd on October 2, 2011 at 1:53 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will wake up and realize that someone has peed your pants. Aries:  The stars say stop bugging them.  They can’t tell the future.  They’re just burning balls of plasma for Christ’s sake. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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