People Urge the Purchase of Shitty Product Government and NRA Agree to Gang Up on Video Games Iran Hopes Ben Affleck Will Work for Them Endangered Species Too Delicious President Lies to Finally End War French Surrendering Somehow Helpful “Fuck […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Time for the news. Unfiltered for you pleasure. Real: Afghanistan’s President Karzai: Get US Troops Out of Our Villages Rewritten: American Puppet Asks Puppetmaster to Cut Him Some Slack Real: Rod Blagojevich Enters Federal Prison in Colorado to Start 14-Year […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Real: The Field Museum Offers Extensive “Genghis Kahn” Exhibit Rewritten: Mass Murderer Honored Because No Victims’ Family Alive to Remember Crimes Real: Vladamir Putin Blogging for Huffington Post Rewritten: Vladamir Putin Takes Internet Internship Real: Alaska Releases Last Batch of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
