Jan12

Rewritten Headlines: Flu Shot to Big Thing

by tonyd on January 12, 2013 at 12:01 am

People Urge the Purchase of Shitty Product

Government and NRA Agree to Gang Up on Video Games

Iran Hopes Ben Affleck Will Work for Them

Endangered Species Too Delicious

President Lies to Finally End War

French Surrendering Somehow Helpful

“Fuck Off” Email Now Expensive

Daytona Totally Worth Ticket Price

Giant Plane Has Problems Flying For Some Reason

Star Jones Not Biggest Star

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