Posts Tagged Jim Carrey

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Sep07

Rewritten Headlines: Electric Old Man to Axed Roadway

by tonyd on September 7, 2018 at 12:01 am

Dude Really Likes His Lawn Restaurant Super Desperate for Customers Awesome Job Involving Margaritas Actor Looks for Work Animals Can Now Be Suspects Work Writes Complaint About Boss Baboons Have Dentist Appointment Soon Seagull Vigilante Wrongly Fined Dude Shits Where […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov08

Your Fratoscope: November 8, 2015

by tonyd on November 8, 2015 at 12:23 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your parents hire an Ace Ventura: Pet Detective lookalike for your birthday, but it turns out to actually be Jim Carrey. Aries:  You’ll find a note in your old turkey pen that says, “This […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun17

Rewritten Headlines: Old Worm to Weiner

by tonyd on June 17, 2011 at 1:32 am

Hey Bros! Today I’m at Wizard World Philly in Artist Alley. Stop on by! In the meantime, here’s your rewritten headlines with all the spoilers in tact! Real: Old Worm Won’t Die After 2008 Attack on Military Rewritten: Pentagon Still […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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