I’ve been hearing about this Cuban zombie movie for about two years. I discovered that it was on HBO this month and let me tell ya, it did not disappoint. Juan of the Dead is about an aging, petty thief, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. Janitor (Assuming the zombie wasn’t bleeding all over the place, you could just tie brooms to its feet.) 2. Prison Guard (As long as they’re on the outside of the cell block, what prisoner would risk an escape?) 3. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If your birthday is this week: You will wake up in the hospital after opening birthday gifts. That’s what you get for shaking the homemade nitroglycerin your cousin made you. Aries: The ghost of Abe Vigoda will appear to you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No doubt as you’re reading this, I’m hunkered in my basement hoping the power does go out and leave my sump pump dead. The East Coast is being hit by a hurricane and here are ten things you definitely don’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
