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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Margaret Cho.  Funny on stage, let’s see if she’s funny in the tweets.

@margaretcho

December 7th:  “Herb narcotic. You know I tried to open every one of these drawers. #werqmisscabinet http://instagr.am/p/S78CI1NQk9/”

Wait until she gets back to the US and finds out about Colorado.

December 7th:  “New Tour Dates in JAN & FEB are now on sale! See you soon NC, FL, CT, NJ, HI, MO, WA and Vancouver!! http://www.margaretcho.com/tour/”

No Colorado or Washington?  Well at least you have Vancouver.

December 9th:  “Krampus in Munich. Slightly different from Austrian Krampus but scary nonetheless http://instagr.am/p/TBg_T-NQqo/”

Whoa.  I think that’s the one that traumatized Hitler when he was a kid.  And you have to be scary to traumatize him.

December 9th:  “Krampus hitting on me in Munich http://instagr.am/p/TBhMEltQq_/”

Hey, the guy’s only got a one-month window.

December 9th:  “Krampus wants me clearly. Munich http://instagr.am/p/TBhj7xtQre/”

Asian and likes girls, who doesn’t?

December 9th:  “Krampus I made out with. #munich http://instagr.am/p/TBhyRiNQrr/”

Every time you say Krampus, I keep thinking of this.

December 9th:  “Krampus with piercings #hot #munich http://instagr.am/p/TBiak2NQsc/”

My favorite version of the Krampus is this.

December 10th:  “Krampus without masks. As you can see, they’re all hot German guys. So they’re really not scary after all. http://instagr.am/p/TCyDvWNQjd/”

So it’s kind of the German equivalent of a very cool Santa outfit.

December 10th:  “Cunnilingus Krampus http://instagr.am/p/TCyUOTtQjm/”

You gotta one track mind, Margaret.

December 10th:  “Everything in my store at least 50% off – now through holidays! T-shirts, DVDs, Books, CDs – EVERYTHING!! http://jsrdirect.com/webstores/margaretcho/index.html …”

Nice.  You gotta do one of those $5 Louis CK deals sometime.

13 hours ago:  “Somewhat abstract Krampus #munich #krampuslauf http://instagr.am/p/TGgKiktQmf/”

Two more photos and this will technically qualify as a reality show on TLC.

13 hours ago:  “Really mean Krampus #heavymetal #hammerhorror #munich #krampuslauf http://instagr.am/p/TGgccvNQms/”

I think they’re all pretty mean.

13 hours ago:  “I kissed a Krampus and i liked it http://instagr.am/p/TGgqxRtQm1/”

Dammit.  There goes another show that could’ve been educational.

13 hours ago:  “Beautiful http://instagr.am/p/TGhnotNQnq/”

The Daughters of Anarchy.

9 hours ago:  “Xmas card from John Waters OMFG #feelingsofiercerightnow #hero #ilovejohnwaters #queericon http://instagr.am/p/TG-vynNQrE/”

May the pencil thin mustache be with you.

7 hours ago:  “Serving you some lederhosen today http://instagr.am/p/THOe7hNQpc/”

Ja!  Is vunderbar!

Okay, let’s rate Margaret’s tweets.  She goes the extra miles for photos, that’s for sure.  More of a slice of life tweeter and less jokey, but fairly interesting.  I could probably do with 20% less Krampus, but overall I enjoyed it.  I give her a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 9.3.  Definitely follow Margaret.

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