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Mar13

Your Fratoscope: March 13, 2016

by tonyd on March 13, 2016 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday will be totally badass, so be prepared to kill some ninjas, then be prepared to explain yourself to the families of those actors playing ninjas at your surprise party.

Aries:  You invent the emoji for ennui.

Taurus:  Your attempts to impersonate the Colonel does not get you free chicken at KFC.

Gemini:  The stars say, give back to the community and return that stolen gazebo.

Lemini:  Your yogurt will have an eyeball at the bottom.

Cancer:  Your gangsta-themed Easter baskets sell poorly.

Leo:  You will be struck violently by a rare, but delicious kind of cheese this week.

Virgo:  Your drunken shenanigans get you barred from the nursery school forever.

Libra:  This week, make you the priority like you do every waking minute of every day.

Scorpio:  You will invent a sensual golf stance.

Sagittarius:  Get off the couch today and get out there, it’s the only way those couch lice will be able to spread outside your house.

Capricorn:  Your cat will sue you for malpractice.

Aquarius:  The mayor of your town will give you the key to the city, which he’ll ask you to rob so you can get some cool stuff for your town.

Pisces:  Batman shows up to your birthday party, but insists he must eat his cake while crouching in the darkness.

└ Tags: 2016, Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, frat boy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, March 13, Pisces, predictions, psychic, Sagittarius, Scorpio, signs, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Mar12

Fat Guy Eats: Burger 21 in Voorhees

by tonyd on March 12, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Restaurant:  Burger 21

Address:   12109 Town Center Blvd. Voorhees, NJ 08043

Food:  Burgers and Shakes

Price:  Okay

Portions:  Good

Taste:  Excellent

Service:  Excellent

Atmosphere:  Open

I know what you’re saying, bros.  How the Hell do I keep affording to go out to eat?  It’s birthday week for me, so I’m eating out way more than usual.  Just FYI.  Besides, it’s one of my favorite things to do.

So, I love a good burger.  And while no one on the East Coast can seem to compete with the glorious meat sandwiches I experienced in L.A., there are some pretty decent stops here.  Burger 21 is among them.  The 21 stands for (I guess) that you can drink in this place.  They have wines and beers, although I’m not sure how a wine pairs with a burger, but I was not there for that.

The Missus and I were starving.  It was one of those busy days where no one wants to cook and some food better happen fast.  Now I’m not opposed to Five Guys, but I needed something a little more.  Gotta have a salad with my meal, so we went here.  You stand in line, place your order, pay and then sit down at a table with a number and they bring you the food as it is ready.  We both ordered the Tex-Mex Haystack, a basket of fries, some iced teas and house salads.

We had to get our own iced tea, which I’m fine with, bottomless glass and all.  The fries came out first and they are just the best.  Crispy, warm, fresh potatoes, I think.  They certainly tasted that way.  Our burgers were ordered medium rare and that’s just the way they came out.  Quality beef that wasn’t frozen.  It went down easy.  The salad was decent too.  Probably spring mix and premade, but good with some avocado ranch.

Afterwards, I was tempted to order the whole thing again and eat it.  That’s how hungry I was.  Burger 21 also offers a variety of condiments for your fries and sandwich.  They also have hotdogs, milkshakes and a few chicken sandwiches.

I don’t know who manages this place, but they deserve some kind of award.  They had a staff that was on the ball.  They were friendly, checked on us, cleaned things—  Everything you expect a staff to do.  The final bill was around $35.  A bit high for burgers, but I found it worth it.  If you’re in the Voorhees Town Center, stop by.  Now that the weather is nice, you can take advantage of the outside seating.

I give Burger 21 7.5 out of 10 keggers.

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└ Tags: bros, burgers, Burgers 21, Fat Guy Eats, fries, rating, restaurant, review, shakes, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo
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Mar11

Rewritten Headlines: Cell Phones to Shaggy

by tonyd on March 11, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Chicago Man Wants People to Talk Again

Future Presidential Candidate Begins TV Career

Famous Celebrities Killing and Eat Each Other

Lobster Dinner to be Twice as Delicious

Justice Official Pretends He Cares About Privacy

Zombie Can’t Catch Break

Politician Announces Something We Already All Knew He’d Do

Man Has Piece You Need

Dr. Giggles Lives

Shaggy Loses His Shit

└ Tags: apple, Ben Carson, Brain, cell phone, Chicago, comedy, criminal, current events, Dr. Giggles, funny, headlines, humor, jammer, justice official, Lego, lobster, News, Rewritten Headlines, Shaggy, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, zombie
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Mar09

Twitter in Focus: Patrick Stewart

by tonyd on March 9, 2016 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Sir Patrick Stewart: Enterprise Captain, cartoon CIA boss and Gandolf’s good friend.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@SirPatStew

February 4th:  “#tbt putting on my 1st pair of ski boots, at Alpine Meadows with @sunnyozell and her ski-crazy family ”

Watch yourself on those slopes, Sir Patrick.  That’s how they killed Sonny Bono.

February 6th:  “Please support this vital#TheArcherscampaign. Help @RefugeCharity & #paultryenan74 help women like Helen http://just http://giving.com/helentitchner/”

Looks like the link expired.  Don’t worry, Archer comes back on TV in April.

February 6th:  “Who can have watched tonight’s Republican debate and not have despaired that these guys are the cream, the elite of the Republican Party.”

Every utterance of Trump is more hilarious than a thousand Family Guys.

February 6th:  “Am I wrong to say this debate was a cheap rip off of Americas Got Talent – including hysterical CNN panel. Winners/losers -political debate?”

Oh, yeah.  Those guys always gotta make it a horse race.

February 9th:  “Friend Fidelis Morgan about to publish her new novel The Murder Quadrill. Read her Countess books? You’ll love this. http://hyperurl.co/Quad”

Books?  Do people still make those?

February 13th:  “Sorry but it will be 30 today in Palm Springs. Come on Town, shut up shop this time, please.”

30?  Crazy weather.

February 15th:  “Had fingers crossed, and am thrilled to learn of @JasonIsbell‘s TWO Grammy wins. So deserved.”

Nice.

February 15th:  “”Do you feel lucky, punk?” #grammys ”

Sir Stewart loves the Grammies.

February 18th:  “Check out my lady @sunnyozell‘s upcoming US release ”

Plug for the wife?  Can’t fault the man for that.

February 21st:  “You never know how an evening will be but…tonight I wished happy birthday to a fine actor and great man – Sydney Poitier.”

Hobnobbing with the big guys.

March 4th:  “The Republican Debate on TV – fascinating. But where was the ‘Debate’? I have seen bar room brawls that more fitted the term. How sad.”

If they start actually throwing punches, it wouldn’t be all that surprising.

March 5th:  “Follow up. Today’s match, both teams total: shots on target 8, shots off target 24.”

Patrick Stewart skeet shoots?  Poorly.  Keep practicing.

March 6th:  “A glamorous Saturday night in Hollywood…Monopoly with dear friends. pic.twitter.com/Ds0f5KMpe0”

Celebrity Monopoly?  There’s a TV show in there somewhere.

March 7th:  “Filming Blunt Talk and Jacki and I felt like kids beside two very impressive actors:Mathew Willig and Jamal Duff. pic.twitter.com/iqijEwyWtR”

Gotta love the behind-the-scenes pics.  Man, those guys are huge.

March 7th:  “My brilliant friends @ImprovShakesCo are at the lovely @LargoLosAngeles tonight and tomorrow night. Highly recommend.”

Improv?  Oo, I’d like to see Sir Patrick do some of that.

Okay, let’s rate Picard’s tweets.  Well, I’m totally biased for the man, but his Twitter is very interesting.  He’s doing a lot, seems genuine, behind-the-scenes—  He’s got it all.  I give his Twitter an 8 for Insanity, a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 9.  Follow Sir Patrick.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

└ Tags: actor, Avery, Blunt, Captain Picard, Family Guy, Patrick Stewart, rating, review, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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