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Fat Guy Eats: Chef Chun Chinese Restaurant

by tonyd on April 9, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Restaurant:  Chef Chun Chinese Restaurant

Address:  415 Egg Harbor Rd, Sewell, NJ 08080

Food:  Very Good*

Price:  Average

Portions:  Average

Taste:  Very Good*

Service:  Slow

Atmosphere:  Chinese Restaurant

Chef Chun got some really good reviews online, so me and the Missus picked it out to try.  We had some problems.

First, the table was a little sticky.  Always a bad sign.  The place was crowded, but most people were doing take out.  There had to be 10 bags waiting for pick up almost the entire time we were there.  (Not the same bags, mind you, they just kept coming.)  So obviously, the kitchen was slammed despite the fact there were only about 12 or 15 sticky tables in the place.  There seemed to be enough staff to cover the table, but for some reason everyone was covering the menus and cash register.  Our waitress was new and clearly overwhelmed.  Why they allowed her to cover a table of 12 is beyond me.  She couldn’t keep up and the real kicker was, the other waitresses looked like they didn’t have much to do.  While she was trying to rush (and I say trying because she kinda wasn’t succeeding at that) the other wait staff looked kinda bored at some points.

It took forever for us to get water and noodles.  Our overwhelmed waitress finally took our order and it took forever to get our food.  The House Won Ton soup was amazing.  Won Tons, scallions, water chestnuts, baby corn, carrot—  It was delicious and worth two bowls.  Next up, the chicken, shrimp and cilantro dumplings.  Sublime.  I was beginning to forgive all the missteps and see why it got such a great rating.  The Missus got the Four Seasons.  It was cooked perfectly.

Finally, I got my General Tso’s Delight and it was—  Overcooked.  Ugh.  The chicken had be fried to Hell.  The shrimp and broccoli were perfect, but the chicken was bad.  I’ve just had some leftover now and it’s kinda sitting in the pit of my stomach.  Clearly, the chef either dropped the ball or just go overwhelmed with all the orders.  Either way, Chef Chun’s, in my opinion, could be a great take out place, but I wouldn’t recommend the sit down.  The staff needs more training.  They have enough people, so if they got organized the could cover it.

And I’m normally a 20% tipper, but I had to penalize the waitress and drop closer to 15%.

I give the Chef Chun Chinese Restaurant 6 out of 10 keggers.  Strictly for take out, I’d go to 7 or 8.  After those dumplings, I’d definitely give the food another shot, but there’s no way I’m going back to sit in that restaurant unless they announce new management or something.  It really kills the vibe for me.

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└ Tags: Chef Chun, Chinese Restaurant, dumplings, Fat Guy Eats, Four Seasons, General Tso's, NJ, rating, restaurant, review, Sewell, South Jersey, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, water chestnuts, Won Ton soup
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Apr08

Rewritten Headlines: Slick Willie to Severed Body Parts

by tonyd on April 8, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Former Politician Pretends He Made a Difference

Gang of Teenage Girls Rob Houses

Companies Look to Purchase Dead Websites and Old Email Addresses

Shitty Show Probably to be Shitty Video Game

Man Doesn’t Appreciate Free Fertilizer

Anger Management Not Working

Middle School Way More Intense These Days

Gas Crisis Still Happening

Race of Giants to be Born in America

Dexter Wants to go Camping

 

 

└ Tags: Babies, Bill Clinton, Charlie Sheen, current events, Dexter, farts, fat, front lawn, gas, headlines, meth, middle school, News, poop, Rewritten Headlines, Rewritten News, robbers, selfie, Super Frat, The Walking Dead, Tony DiGerolamo, video games, Yahoo
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Apr06

Twitter in Focus: Fahim Anwar

by tonyd on April 6, 2016 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is comedian Fahim Anwar.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@fahimanwar

April 1st:  “Shoutout to Daredevil for bringing stabbing back.”

Really?  They gave him a knife instead of that baton that allows him to swing around the city?  What does he stab into buildings?  I gotta see that show.

April 1st:  “If I were Daredevil I’d say “STOP, I’M BLIND!!!!” the minute I started to get the shit kicked out of me.”

Well, it’s likely he gets the jump on everyone because he gets a better parking space.

April 1st:  “Check me out on @thecarmichaelshow this Sunday! It’s a great episode the lovely @thegynomite wrote!”

Nice.  I have to watch that show.

April 1st:  “Bloomington, IN! I’m at the @comedyattic tonight and tomorrow! Click on their Twitter, go to the website and ya know…fuckin’ figure it out”

Damn, I was gonna go.  But if I have to click…

April 1st:  “Walking around the IU campus. Everyone looks 12. And some of the 12 year olds are balding.”

Damn dude.  You can never go back.

April 1st:  “A fun game if laws or ethics didn’t exist would be to see if you could locate and murder someone solely based off their snapchat feed.”

It could be a GTA 5 plugin.

April 2nd:  “Hey Bloomington, how many weird and specific banks does your town have?”

Ah, so that’s where America’s money is stored.

April 2nd:  “so this is one of the best live performances ever: https://youtu.be/GK4lD3Uf8_o  & this is one of the best remixes ever: http://awe.sm/aP7IC”

He sorta reminds me of this guy, only with hair.

April 2nd:  “Bloomington! 2 more shows tonight @comedyattic. I forgot to pack a comb but I’m buying one today. My shit will look dope. Don’t miss it.”

Man, he is burning up Twitter.

April 2nd:  “It’s cool how the Final Four is being played on a giant karate tournament mat.”

If a fight breaks out, no one gets hurt.

April 3rd:  “Waiters will say “Hope you saved room for dessert” no matter the time of day. Bitch I just had pancakes.”

Well, maybe you have to open your mind up to different desserts.  After pancakes, maybe a salad?

April 4th:  “Guys, I drove to Del Taco in D3 the whole time. Boy do I have egg on my face.”

Is that the opposite of 3D?

Okay, let’s rate Fahim’s tweets.  First, he is on it.  Tweeting away.  Minimum plugs, plenty of genuineness.  I give him an 8 for Style, a 7 for Insanity and a 9 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 8.  Follow Fahim.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

 

└ Tags: actor, Bloomington, comedian, comedy, Daredevil, Del Taco, Fahim Anwar, IN, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Apr04

Fat Guy Eats: The Phily Diner

by tonyd on April 4, 2016 at 12:19 am

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Restaurant:  The Phily Diner

Address:  31 S Black Horse Pike, Runnemede, NJ 08078

Food:  Good

Price:  Average

Portions:  Decent

Taste:  Very Good

Service:  Excellent

Atmosphere:  Diner/Sports Bar

I have a long history with the Phily Diner.  (And it’s pronounce Fie-Lee, not Philly because of the one “L”.)  It’s always been one of my regular stops for a late night nosh and over the years it’s changed quite a bit.  When it first opened, it was your standard NJ diner covered in chrome.  The food was good and the 50’s nostalgia was standard for a place that size.  Then a while back (I’m guess more than five, but less than ten years ago?) they expanded the place and added a Sports bar/nightclub.  I’ve never seen a place like that.  You could, potentially, go out drinking with your friends and party and then hit a diner afterwards all in the same building.  This has made (at times) the atmosphere a bit loud for a diner.  Between the occasional live band, sporting event or Jersey Shore extra rejects, this old man avoids the place on Friday and Saturday nights.

But in the last few years, the Phily has really upped its food game.  (Although, for a while a few years ago, they did have those battered French Fries which I detest.)  The menus seems to be constantly evolving.  Case in point, soup comes with just about every meal or sandwich.  I ordered the Italian Club.  It was basically an Italian hoagie in triple decker form with pesto mayo.  Fries and a pickle on the side.  Pretty good, although I couldn’t really taste the pesto.  The Missus had a BLT and one of their custom shakes.  If you’re a milkshake person, this is one of the menu highlights.  They’ve got about eight custom ones and other standards you can order.  The soup was Minestrone or Chicken Vegetable.  I had the latter and it was fine.

Our waiter was super extra friendly.  He brought me a steady stream of iced teas and delivered service with a smile, despite the fact that they were very busy.  You gotta appreciate that.  They also have various bakery goods because they have a bakery on the premises, plus a complimentary cookie on the way out the door.  To me, the Phily is the perfect place for a late night nosh because you can also order the long list of bar foods from the sports bar next door.  The parking lot gets a little cramped at times, but the diner is a South Jersey favorite.  You should stop by.

I give the Phily Diner 9 out of 10 keggers.

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└ Tags: BLT, club sandwich, diner, Fat Guy Eats, food, fries, Italian club, NJ, pesto, rating, review, Runnemede, South Jersey, Super Frat, The Phily Diner, Tony DiGerolamo, waiter
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