
Small Business Man Finds Audience For Product
Sadist Decides to Punish Self Again
Perfectly Sensible Drinker Rushes to ATM
Shrimp Cocktail Doubles in Price
Curious George Continues Sad Slide

Small Business Man Finds Audience For Product
Sadist Decides to Punish Self Again
Perfectly Sensible Drinker Rushes to ATM
Shrimp Cocktail Doubles in Price
Curious George Continues Sad Slide
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Restaurant: Bareburger in Montclair, NJ
Address: 480 Bloomfield Ave, Montclair, NJ 07042
Food: Burgers and Shakes
Price: Expensive
Portions: Small
Taste: Good, Adventurous
Service: Okay
Atmosphere: Hipster/Contrived
So I have the website just about fixed. I actually had to write this from another computer! Anyhow, might not see a new strip until Friday, we’ll see what tomorrow brings.
In the meantime, a quick restaurant review. The Missus and I hit Bareburger as part of my little tour of Montclair. It’s designed as a super organic eatery, but with fun burgers in fries. But the appeal is, you get any meat you want: Beef, chicken, elk, bison, boar, duck— They pretty much had it all.
I got a boar burger with duck bacon on it. Gotta say, it was pretty outrageous and tasty. Unfortunately, it was also kinda small. Everything is sold ala carte, so getting fries and onion rings was extra. Our waiter was fairly attentive, but it was hard to get an iced tea refill. And even the glasses were kind of small.
Still, it was tasty enough that we split a sundae. I liked it, but it’s the sort of place I wouldn’t go unless I was rolling in cash and didn’t mind dropping $50 on burgers and fries for two. Maybe if I’m dying to try elk, I’ll be back. Otherwise, Manny’s Diner is just across the street.
Bareburger gets 7.5 out of 10 keggers.







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Restaurant: Manny’s Diner in Montclair, NJ
Address: 12 Church Street, Montclair, NJ 07042
Food: Diner Food/Coffee Bar
Price: Very reasonable
Portions: Good
Taste: Mind blowing
Service: Okay
Atmosphere: Bustling diner
While at my signing at East Side Mags, I got there early so on the recommendation from Jeff, the owner, the Missus and I hit Manny’s Diner. We were in a hurry and it was just before Noon. I gotta say, I was expecting an overpriced, hipster joint like Raymond’s. Boy was I wrong!
The Missus had some kind of omlette, I think a Western one. I had the Mexicali-Rose Wrap. Holy shit was it good. I mean, I couldn’t believe how good it was. And I had asked the waitress to rush it and she made it appear in like, under 5 minutes. One minute, I’m talking about the signing and what we were going to do afterwards, but after a bite of that wrap? All I could do was talk about how good it was. Fresh avocado and scallions. I mean, it just tasted like one of the best things I ever ate.
The waitress was a little overwhelmed. I noticed a “Help Wanted” sign and she struck me as new. But she was pleasant and helpful. Montclair has been on the rebound for a while. The center of town is super nice with concerts and events. Really some of the best food.
Manny’s Diner gets 9.5 out of 10 keggers. I would drive to Montclair just for this wrap. It was that good.









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Aries: You’ll be corrected after claiming to be “so drunk” on birch beer.
Taurus: Your mailman hates you, because your Blue Apron box will contain a bottle of poison and a spoon.
Gemini: The stars say, you’ll forget one thing while stopping at Starbucks, your pants.
Lemini: You’ll have trouble quitting smoking until you discover heroin.
Cancer: The voices in your head will tell you to see a therapist.
Leo: You lose an argument with a talking soda machine.
Virgo: Your echo tells you to “Take is somewhere else.”
Libra: Your Starbucks barista won’t stop writing “Some a-hole” on your latte cup.
Scorpio: You’re finally able to separate your porn and sex tapes into equal piles.
Sagittarius: This week, you’ll be stuck in a elevator, but only because the conversation there is so engrossing.
Capricorn: The girl scouts will insist you buy cookies because you have a nice house “and it would be a shame if something bad were to happen to it.”
Aquarius: Your chauffer will suddenly ask you, “Wanna seem me roll out of this thing while it’s moving?”
Pisces: You’ll really put the hammer down today because you’re out of nails.
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