
Bomb Disposal Officer Shits in Woods
Airport Security Still Doing The Same Bang Up Job
Probable Art Teacher Must Walk

Bomb Disposal Officer Shits in Woods
Airport Security Still Doing The Same Bang Up Job
Probable Art Teacher Must Walk
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Ash vs. Evil Dead star, Dan DeLorenzo. She fights demons on the show, let’s see what she’s tweeting.
September 22nd: “Ever ponder what it’s like to get 26 gallons of blood blasted at your face? Check out my behind the scenes blood exclusive! #AshvsEvilDead S2 https://twitter.com/starzpr/status/778990344813682688 …”
Well, it’s either working on that show or going to a Gwar concert. Either way.
September 24th: “Bigger in Texas #Austin #ashvsevildead https://www.instagram.com/p/BKuYp5LBsQr/”
That’s a lot of straws.
September 24th: “Dude!! Solid sell my friend! Waaaay better than mine”
Hanging with the fans. Nice.
September 25th: “I (heart) this. And Pablo.https://twitter.com/ashvsevildead/status/779719218774151168 …”
Nice. Bet it stinks in there though. Ash isn’t very neat.
9 hours ago: “#TeamCampbell on @TeamCoco ! Now THAT’s one tall manly sandwich. #AshvsEvilDeadhttps://twitter.com/ashvsevildead/status/780795661323112448 …”
I could see Conan doing a cameo or at the very least writing an episode.
Okay, let’s rate Dana’s tweets. She seems really into the fans and, I gotta say, Ash vs. Evil Dead is an amazing show. I give Dana a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.3. Watch AvED.
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Restaurant: Spigola
Address: Hamilton, NJ
Food: Hi end Italian Food
Price: Expensive
Portions: Average
Taste: Really Good
Service: Top notch
Atmosphere: Classy
This was a family outing to celebrate a birthday. Being Italian, I tend to have a very high bar for Italian restaurants. (If you see me in an Olive Garden, know that I’m either off my nut or being held hostage.) Spigola is definitely high end. Probably a good place to take a date if you want to spend a little cash.
I had a special, which was homemade gnocchi in a white sauce with steak tips. It looks a little small, but it was heavy enough that it filled me. Prior to that, it was some amazing Italian bread, which had been lightly grilled, served with roasted garlic swimming in olive oil. Appetizers included heirloom tomatoes and mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic vinegar. It was all good, especially the bread. High marks for the bread.
But the prices were super high, in my view. Low end was $26 for an entrée with a top end of $45. While it was very tasty, I think it should’ve included at least a side salad. Our waiter was great and he kept my iced tea glass full. I tried some of the other dishes, including swordfish and veal. All were excellent. Still, I feel like something was missing.
I give Spigola a 7 out of 10 keggers.







If your birthday is this week: Your birthday Spiderman will actually be Tobey Maguire and he will need a ride home.
Aries: Your shuffleboard game ends in a fist fight, again.
Taurus: Your professor will admit that he’s never seen anyone drink that many beers at their first class.
Gemini: You’ll discover a cure for the common cold, but the cure requires being raped by a yeti.
Lemini: The stars say, don’t give up, if your meth dealer can make meth, so can you.
Cancer: Manage your cough drops, the gnomes are back.
Leo: The voices in your head take a vote and decide that they hate the sweater.
Virgo: The Jolly Green Giant comes to your house and insists that your supermarket coupon is expired.
Libra: Your friend in the Clinton campaign asks if you still can get a hold of anti-psychotic medication for “no reason”.
Scorpio: You will make sweet love to Donald Trump’s hair piece.
Sagittarius: Your fortune cookie fortune will insist that the fortunes coming out of the bathroom scale are wrong.
Capricorn: You’ll finally learn Mandarin, but forget English.
Aquarius: You’ll buy some shoes and live the rest of your boring-ass week.
Pisces: Adventure is around every corner, mostly because you won’t stop playing Pokémon Go.
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