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Sep25

Your Fratoscope: September 25, 2016

by tonyd on September 25, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday Spiderman will actually be Tobey Maguire and he will need a ride home. Aries:  Your shuffleboard game ends in a fist fight, again. Taurus:  Your professor will admit that he’s never seen […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb26

Rewritten Headlines: Gnomes to Goose

by tonyd on February 26, 2016 at 12:01 am

Fictitious Monsters Losing Homes Stupid Award Show Suddenly Important Two Toughest Kids Pick on Weakest One Woman Instantly Finds Money for Dentist English County Hates Viral Videos Manliest Man Found Hot Tubbing Becomes More Drunk Filthy Hippie Hair Valuable Goose […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug25

Your Fratoscope: August 25, 2013

by tonyd on August 25, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Taylor Swift will write a song about you.  Unfortunately, it about how she hit you with her car. Aries:  You will discover that your frat is like your family: they borrow money and never […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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