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Sep03

Ten Things I’d Like to See in a Video Game

by tonyd on September 3, 2016 at 2:34 am

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  1. No tutorials:  I’m sick of these games where part of the “story” where you learn how to play.  If you’re just going to die anyway and come back to life, what’s the difference?  Start the damned thing.
  2. Missions in no particular order:  Especially in a zombie game, how about just placing points on the map where the mission starts, rather than starting them in order?
  3. A finite number of bad guys:  I would like to play a zombie game where I could actually kill all the zombies.  You know, even if it took a few weeks to do it.
  4. Being able to rob the character with the store:  I think you can actually sorta do this in Fallout 4, but it would be great that it was always an option.  And not to kill the store owner, just rob him.
  5. Jettison experience points:  You know, at first, it was fun to get better at things.  But now, it seems, most games take it too far.  By the end, you’re like able to kill a speeding train with your bare hands.  It should be the player that just gets better, not the character.
  6. No more amnesia:  Rather than not knowing who you are and having to figure it out, how about a main character with a long history.  That way the missions can center around various people who previously contacted the person.
  7. If you use food, use a bathroom:  If the character eats, he should poop.  I mean, it doesn’t have to get too graphic, but it should happen.  Then, during the course of the game, if you eat crap, you might have to go to the bathroom far more often.
  8. More dynamic bosses:  The choices you make in the game should effect the outcome of who the main boss is, especially in a game like GTA.  Criminals shift alliances all the time, so it would be interesting to see four or five characters in the beginning to have a different one become top dog each time you play the game.
  9. Leaving your stash vulnerable:  There should be a chance your character gets robbed.  For instance, let’s say you’re stocking up on ammo and guns, but can’t carry them all.  Then, you meet some bad guys, but don’t kill them.  There should be a chance they find your place and rob you.
  10. Reward smart, tactical moves:  If you’re character can cut to the chase, complete the mission quicker or more efficient, he should be rewarded.  Maybe there’s one set up for a mission, but if you see a better way to do it, then that should always be available.
└ Tags: amnesia, bad guys, bosses, experience points, Fallout 4, finite, Gamer, GTA, lists, map, missions, NPC's, robbing, stash, stores, Super Frat, Ten Things I'd Like to See, Tony DiGerolamo, top ten, tutorials, video games, zombies
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Sep02

Rewritten Headlines: Coke and Halloween

by tonyd on September 2, 2016 at 12:01 am

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A Coke and a Really Big Smile

Hamburglar Has New Target

Frightening Creatures Doing It

Cake Shortage in Four States

May the Power of Christ—  Uh, oh.

Alien Overlords On Their Way

It Fans Take it Too Far

Socialism Still Failing

Catching Them All

Halloween Story Comes to Life

└ Tags: aliens, cake, clowns, cocaine, comedy, crucifix, current events, funny, Halloween, hamburglar, headlines, humor, It, News, Obesity, Pokemon Go, Rewritten News, socialism, Super Frat, tarantulas, Tony DiGerolamo, Venezuela
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Aug31

Twitter in Focus: Ryan Reynolds

by tonyd on August 31, 2016 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Deadpool, AKA: Ryan Reynolds.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@VancityReynolds

August 26th:  “I’m still trying to get out of dinner meetings I had years ago.”

Go for a poop and never come back.  It’s what I do, even when I’m not at a meeting.

August 27th:  “See this film… Margo Martindale is a HURRICANE. One of the best performances I’ve ever seen.”

K.  I’ve learned to just listen to celebrities.  They’re so famous and wise.

August 28th:  “Someone should bottle the unspeakable emotional terrorism between Brides and Maids of Honor. Then pour it on our enemies.”

That’s too cruel.  What about just acid in the face?

August 28th:  “It’s 2016. I’m not going to start drinking regular milk just because some asshat has a problem with public breastfeeding at the beach.”

We have similar prudes in NJ that need “bathing suits”.

August 29th:  “Turns out Game of Thrones is NOT historically accurate. Apologies for calling my idiot 6 year old nephew an imbecile.”

What?!  Have I been celebrating King’s Landing Day for nothing?!

August 29th:  “It’s important kids eat 5 servings of vegetables daily. Even if childhood is just a dress-rehearsal for extraordinary adult suffering.”

You’re so wrong.  You don’t want to encourage them to poop any more than they do.

Okay, let’s rate Ryan’s tweets.  He’s definitely kicked up his game.  Funny and relentless.  I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  I give Ryan a 9, follow Deadpool.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email here.

└ Tags: actor, Deadpool, Margo Martindale, rating, review, Ryan Reynolds, Super Frat, The Hollars, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Aug29

Fat Guy Eats: The Silver Coin Diner in Hammonton, NJ

by tonyd on August 29, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Restaurant:  The Silver Coin Diner

Address:  Hammonton, NJ

Food:  Diner food

Price:  Average

Portions:  Above Average

Taste:  Great

Service:  Amazing

Atmosphere:  Diner-y

Me and the Missus had been running around all day Sunday, so we decided to grab a quick bite.  We’d been to the Silver Coin before.  It’s not an all-night place, but it’s local to us and we were hungry.

I got a cheesesteak hoagie with fries and a side salad.  The Missus got an omelette, bacon, toast and coffee.  She raved about the coffee and the omelette was really good.  (The local Starbucks, the only Starbucks I’ve ever seen close, closed up and was next door.  Now I know why.)  My cheesesteak was pretty awesome and the toppings were very fresh.  The salad was the same way.  The highlight were the steak fries.  Finally!  A place with decent fries!

Iced tea flowed and our waitress was extremely friend, despite being very busy.  I noticed the guy at the next table got waffles and ice cream and it looked amazing.  Overall, The Silver Coin Diner just nails it.  The pies and pastries on display are great.  Other than the fact the Wifi never really worked, I can’t find no other fault.  Get yourself to the Silver Coin, especially if you want breakfast for dinner.

The Silver Coin Diner in Hammonton, NJ gets  9.5 out of 10 keggers.  Learn about customer service or make it all take out.

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└ Tags: bacon, breakfast, cheesesteak, coffee, diner, Fat Guy Eats, fries, Hammonton, New Jersey, NJ, omelette, rating, review, South Jersey, steakfries, Super Frat, The Silver Coin Diner, toast, Tony DiGerolamo
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