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May05

Ten Things I Expect an 11 Year-Old to Ask For in a Sports Contract

by tonyd on May 5, 2018 at 12:01 am

An 11 year-old softball prodigy has already been signed to the NCAA for the Florida Gators.  Here now what I expect is in her contract.  No games during Teen Titans marathons.  Gets a locker full of Skittles with all the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct07

Rewritten Headlines: Absolute E.T. to Michigan Sasquatch

by tonyd on October 7, 2016 at 12:01 am

Aliens Want Vodka World Leader Does Understandable Thing Lex Luthor Phones It In Space Trying to Kill Us Climate Change Making Natives Angry WW3 Just in Time for Christmas Hipsters Form Political Party God Hates Florida Big Foot Unemployed

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