Country-Wide Intervention Planned
Fire Department Has Good Laugh
Country-Wide Intervention Planned
Fire Department Has Good Laugh
Well, bros, it wasn’t easy finding a celebrity that wasn’t bitching about the election on Twitter, but I did it. Fortunately for us, Ryan Gosling is doing what celebrities should be: starring in awesome movies. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
June 3rd: “I don’t know what to say about @MayaAndMarty except thank you! It was like opening an hour long present.”
I gotta check that out. Looks good.
June 16th: “My favorite actor and all around rock solid dude Ben Mendelsohn on @JimmyKimmelLive tonight. #Mendelvision”
Well, he has been in a lot of stuff.
August 30th: “Just in time for the Venice Film Festival premiere for #LaLaLand– here’s the new Festival poster…” https://twitter.com/RyanGosling/status/770619204282245120
Looks nice.
September 29th: “Anyone want to come visit me and Harrison Ford in Budapest on the set of Blade Runner 2?”
Oh, no! Then I probably gotta carry lights or get you a latte. I know how they get interns for movies.
October 25th: “#BladeRunner 2049 @bladerunner Oct 6 2049 is just one year away.”
Okay, so math is not is strong suit. Still, Drive was pretty awesome.
Let’s rate Ryan’s tweets. Ryan gets a 2 for Mustness, a 4 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 5.3, but I’m going roll it up to 8 because he didn’t bombard his fans with his political opinion. Follow Ryan.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.
Restaurant: Route 30 Diner
Address: Ronks, PA
Food: Diner
Price: Reasonable
Portions: Above Average
Taste: Good
Service: Really Good
Atmosphere: Classic
The Missus and I were in Amish country on a day trip. The Smörgåsbord places were all jammed up and we were too hungry to drive anymore, so we stopped at this place. It’s very classic 50’s diner. Not the faux classic, but actual classic diner. The Missus had what was billed as a chicken pot pie with dumplings, but it was really soup with old fashioned dumplings. I had the hot turkey sandwich with fries. The fries were fresh cut, delicious. The turkey was moist. The bread and gravy, a little thicker and heavier than I like, but okay. The iced tea flowed. Not a bad place. Certainly very classic. I probably should’ve hit that place for breakfast, it must be amazing.
Oh, and I will say, the salads were fresh. Probably all the local produce.
I give Route 30 Diner 7 out of 10 keggers.
If your birthday is this week: Donald Trump stops by your birthday party and takes a huge slice of cake for a new “birthday tax” he’s imposing.
Aries: You’ll start stalking your turkey for Thanksgiving, eyeing him across a field, pointing at your eyes and then to his.
Taurus: You’ll spend most of the week high, but you can’t be sure.
Gemini: The stars say, you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but the stars also say, why the fuck do you want flies?
Lemini: Your Hillary stickers, sign and hats finally arrive in the mail.
Cancer: You’ll masturbate until your hands are sore, your genitals chapped and your picture of Rob Lowe is sticky and moist.
Leo: This week at breakfast, your pancakes will be shaped like the face of Jesus and your bacon like the legs of Jonah Hill.
Virgo: Batman will rescue you from some muggers and then ask you to fill out a Justice League comment card. You’ll decline.
Libra: You’ll lose at Solitaire and owe yourself over eight thousand dollars.
Scorpio: You’ll turn the newspaper boy into a newspaper man.
Sagittarius: Don’t bother throwing out that old lasagna now, in another week it grows an appendage and crawls away.
Capricorn: After sharing your political views, you’ll get a Facebook request to STFU.
Aquarius: Your dog finally comes clean and reveals that he peed on the carpet and owes Russian gangsters money he can’t pay.
Pisces: You’ll awakened refreshed all week, but then realize you keep getting visited by the molester gnomes in your sleep.
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