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Sep09

What’s Better? Throwing Up or Talking to a Telemarketer

by tonyd on September 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

What’s Better?  Throwing Up or Talking to a Telemarketer

Throwing Up

+1 point: it makes you feel better

-2 points:  it smells really bad

+1 point:  you might be throwing up because you’re drunk

-5 points: you might be throwing up because you’re dying

+1 point:  throwing up is pretty funny

Total:  -4 points

Talking to a Telemarketer

+1 point:  at least you’re talking to someone

-2 points:  you’re sometimes talking to a robot

+1 point:  you’ll know the phone’s working

-7 points: it’s a complete waste of time because who buys shit over the phone from total rando?

+1 point:  sometimes the telemarketer is pleasant

-3 points:  you wanted the call to be someone cool

Total:  -9 points

Winner:  THROWING UP!

└ Tags: comedy, drunk, dying, funny, humor, pretty funny, rando, robot, Super Frat, Talking to a Telemarketer, Throwing Up, Tony DiGerolamo, What's Better?
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Sep08

Rewritten Headlines: Traffic Tiger to Breast Day Ever

by tonyd on September 8, 2017 at 12:40 am

Being Endangered is No Reason to Start Traffic Jam

God is Pissed

People Can’t Find Another Baker For Some Reason

Last Store in America to Choose Pick Up Area

Next Trump Gets Warmed Up

Tinder May Not Be the Best

School Totally Overreacts At What Kids Do Every Day

Dude Really Needs a Drink

Germans to Learn to Make Gumbo

Burning Man Getting Gross

 

└ Tags: 7 11, Amazon, baker, beer, Berlin, breast milk, Burning Man, comedy, funny, German, humor, Kid Rock, Rewritten Headlines, Rewritten News, school, tiger, Tinder, Tony DiGerolamo, traffic, Trump
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Sep06

Twitter in Focus: Ringo Starr

by tonyd on September 6, 2017 at 1:39 am

Hey Factory Fans!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is a potential hair dresser and musician, Ringo Starr!  Let’s see what he’s tweeting!

@ringostarrmusic

June 19th:  “Hanging out in the studio with number one son peace and love everybody.”

Still in the studio after all these years.  Nice.

June 23rd:  “peace and love to everybody at Glastonbury”

Such a hippie.

June 23rd:  “Wow how beautiful peace and love Glastonbury”

At least he’s consistently hippie.

June 28th:  “Two of us going nowhere he’s in love peace and love.”

Did you say pizza love?  Oh, wait.

June 29th:  “It’s meditation time peace and love”

Pizza would go with that.

July 4th:  “Please send love on this 4 of July peace and love.”

Sorry, in America we blow stuff up.

July 6th:  “Is it noon in New Zealand The starter peace and love peace and love Rx”

Wait, does that mean peace, love and do drugs?  I mean, hippie…

July 7th:  “Peace and love to everybody in the world who are celebrating at noon peace and love peace and love”

How can you NOT be positive if you’re Ringo Starr?

July 9th:  “I want to thank everyone for all the support on peace and love Friday thanks for the great day all over the world”

Perhaps…under the sea?  In an Octopus’s Garden?

 

July 19th:  “Another great day hiking in Colorado peace and love.”

Look at this guy!  Like a kid he is!

August 8th:  “Tomorrow never knows peace and love”

Uh, oh.  Bad day, champ?

August 8th: “God bless and peace and love to Glen Campbell thanks for the music The real rhinestone cowboy and love to all his family”

That is a bummer.

August 9th: “We all had a great day in llama land peace and love ”

Even llamas get peace in love.

August 22nd:  “Here comes the sun peace and love. ”

Do-do-do.

August 24th: “Beatle boot on the beach. ????”

Ah, ha!  The sixth Beatle!  You killed him and dumped the body!

August 27th:  “Even the clouds in the sky all beautiful I am listening to we can work it out peace and love”

Peace tweet.  It what he does.

Okay, let’s rate Ringo’s tweets.  I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for style.  That’s an overall score of 8.6, but I’m rounding it up for 10 because, well, Beatle.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

└ Tags: Beatle, hippie, peace and love, rating, review, Ringo Starr, Super Frat, The Beatles, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Sep04

Fat Guy Eats: Chick-Fil-A in Voorhees

by tonyd on September 4, 2017 at 12:01 am

Restaurant:  Chick-Fil-A in Voorhees

Address:  1170 White Horse Rd , Voorhees , NJ 08043

Food:  Fast Food Chicken

Price:  Below Average

Portions:  Below Average

Taste:  Not Bad

Service:  Pretty Good

Atmosphere:  Fast Food

 

So for various reasons, I’ve need a quick place to eat that wasn’t too pricey.  Chick-Fil-A fit the bill since I can find coupons for them everywhere and I do like their fries.

The Voorhees location is a stand alone with a double lane drive thru that’s pretty convenient.  I’ve eaten there like three or four times in the last two weeks.  Once out of those times it was busy enough I had to wait ten minutes.  Normally, I get the Spicy Chicken Delux, which is their chicken sandwich with lettuce, tomato and pepper jack cheese.  It’s spicy, but not really spicy if you know what I mean.  Fast food spicy means just kinda.

I had a free coupon for a breakfast sandwich, so I tried that one morning.  It was weird.  Too small, on a biscuit and I got the hashbrowns which were also too small.  Breakfast-wise, it’s not really breakfast.  Lunch wise, it wasn’t bad when I ordered two sandwiches.  You get a ton of fries, but the sandwiches tend to be small.  Good, but small.  It ain’t health food, but it is pretty filling and you do get choice of sauces.  Anyhow, you could do a lot worse if you need a fast food sandwich.  Not bad.

I give Chick-Fil-A in Voorhees 5 out of 10 keggers.

kegkegkegkegkeg

└ Tags: breakfast, Chick-fil-a, chicken, drive thru, Fat Guy Eats, food, lunch, New Jersey, pepper jack cheese, rating, review, spicy, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, Voorhees
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