Bigfoot Shaves and Goes on Vacation Government to Pretend Privacy Matters on Cellphones Congress Begins Nasty Divorce “Organic” Still Bullshit Airports to Offer Porn Old Man Poop Science-Worthy Undead Working Hard The 70′s Alive Under the Sea BBC Employee Needs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If your birthday is this week: You will be swindled by a very clever burglar who yells “Surprise!” when you discover him in your apartment on your birthday. By the time you realized that he’s just regifted you your own […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. Congress Admits Screw Up; Docks Own Pay 2. Celebrity Marriage Totally Stable 3. Economy Completely Unchanged From Yesterday 4. Gas Companies Create Week Long Giveaway to Promote Gas 5. CEO Hands $1000 Checks Out to Employees 6. Investigative Reporter […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Toddler Starting Mid-Life Crisis Early Egypt Still Fucked Avatar Planet Discovered Actress Announces Plans to Never Appear in a Tom Cruise Movie Congress Anxious to Bring Shitty Legislation Off-Planet Future Terrorists Promise Not to Shoot Americans With Own Guns Later […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
