Posts Tagged Congress

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Oct10

Rewritten Headlines: White House Scandal to Geek

by tonyd on October 10, 2014 at 12:01 am

White House Full of Shit Hospital Staff Shit Pants for No Reason Fat Guy Lays Low Congress Approves Money to Bomb Ebola Cops Just Doing Their Job Blizzards Compromised Company Decides to Make Money Your Shitty Life No Longer the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep19

Rewritten Headlines: Congress to Fatties

by tonyd on September 19, 2014 at 12:01 am

Congress Approves New World War Tax Dollars Spent to Convince You the Police Probably Won’t Kill You Poor People Planning to Buy Lots of Shit This Christmas Sick Kid Bums Out Celebrity Finally, It’s Nature’s Fault People Will Continue to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug04

Ten Things I’d Like to See in the News

by tonyd on August 4, 2014 at 12:01 am

1.  A TV news anchor that wasn’t particularly good looking. 2.  A newscast that doesn’t cover “entertainment news”. 3.  A Q&A with the president where he has to answer incredibly uncomfortable questions, ending with him walking out of the interview. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun27

Rewritten Headlines: Gollum to Nigerian Mall

by tonyd on June 27, 2014 at 12:01 am

Bigfoot Shaves and Goes on Vacation Government to Pretend Privacy Matters on Cellphones Congress Begins Nasty Divorce “Organic” Still Bullshit Airports to Offer Porn Old Man Poop Science-Worthy Undead Working Hard The 70’s Alive Under the Sea BBC Employee Needs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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