Posts Tagged Congress

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May08

Rewritten Headlines: Scientists to Pirates

by tonyd on May 8, 2015 at 12:24 am

Scientists Are Douchebags People Still Drink Sugar Cop Enjoys Meat Ball Politician Trying to Lose Election Baltimore PD Finally Kill Enough People to Get Investigated Grandma Gets Bigger Boost From Healthy Snack Than Anticipated Congress Determined to Start World War 3 […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr16

The Softie

by tonyd on April 16, 2015 at 12:01 am
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Mar06

Rewritten Headlines: Han Solo to Deer

by tonyd on March 6, 2015 at 12:01 am

Han Doesn’t Make the Kessel Run Congress Rushes to Start World War 3 Near Musicians Continue to Rock Food Network to Develop New Show College Students Watching Too Much Walking Dead Worst Trip to Applebee’s Ever Science Finally Doing Something […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct10

Rewritten Headlines: White House Scandal to Geek

by tonyd on October 10, 2014 at 12:01 am

White House Full of Shit Hospital Staff Shit Pants for No Reason Fat Guy Lays Low Congress Approves Money to Bomb Ebola Cops Just Doing Their Job Blizzards Compromised Company Decides to Make Money Your Shitty Life No Longer the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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