Posts Tagged Congress

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May11

Rewritten Headlines: Pee Bomb to Swipe Very Left

by tonyd on May 11, 2018 at 12:01 am

Still Probably Better Than Their Hotdogs We’re All Gonna Die Clever Honey Thief Found God Answers Hipsters Prayers Coolest Zoo Guys Ever Rich Guy Really Needed Coffee Hilarious Thief Didn’t Think it Through Old Men Still Trying to Figure Out […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan17

Twitter in Focus: Orlando Jones

by tonyd on January 17, 2018 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Orlando Jones, who I remember from Mad TV, but he’s been in tons of stuff.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting. @TheOrlandoJones January 13th:  “Any delinquents […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep29

Rewritten Headlines: Ass Gold to Sushi Storm

by tonyd on September 29, 2017 at 12:01 am

Some Rich Asshole Arrested Horrible Idea Still Horrible Florida Not Only State With Weirdos New Yorkers Got it Easy Dude Likes to Party Refugees Flee in Style Definition of “Molested” Expands Rich Guys Call in Favors Hurricane Refugee Denied Passage […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar24

Rewritten Headlines: Tiny Town to Rick and Morty

by tonyd on March 24, 2017 at 12:01 am

Town Named Appropriately God’s Screw Ups Killing Us Never Bullfight Barbie Not Fat or Unfunny Virginia Cops Have It Easy Little Girl Going to Hell Man Gets Back Blockbuster Video Card Government Workers Can’t Do Their Job on Time Another […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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