1.  Post pictures of your kids.
  2.  Post pictures of your wedding.
  3.  Post nothing but group shots of you and your friends.
  4.  Post pictures of food.
  5.  Post pictures of famous saying like you’re on Facebook.
  6.  Put your ATM pin numbers in your bio.
  7.  Leave instructions on how to find the key to your house that’s under a rock.
  8.  Ask people not to tell your spouse you’re on Tinder.
  9.  List all your phobias or mental problems.
  10.  Honestly admit how lonely and desperate you are and explain how low you’ll drop your standards just not to die alone.