Super Frat

Mar26

Ten Reasons Why Online Communists Are Like Little Kids

by tonyd on March 26, 2018 at 12:01 am

They could start a revolution at any minute.
They whine constantly.
None of them understand economics.
They haven’t worked a day in their lives.
They can’t explain what’s happening in Venezuela.
They don’t mind standing in line to get things when you tell them.
They’ll protest at the drop of a hat.
When they explain Joseph Stalin, they don’t sound like they know what they’re talking about.
They should stay off of Twitter.
None of them can explain what “real” Communism is.

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Mar25

Your Fratoscope: March 25, 2018

by tonyd on March 25, 2018 at 1:39 am

If your birthday is this week: You’ll accidentally get ten million “Happy Birthdays” from Facebook, but four people don’t mean it.

Aries: Your imaginary friend will call you from jail and ask you to bail them out.

Taurus: You’ll get just drunk enough to laugh at the sitcom you’re watching, but then realize you’re actually watching someone play Fortnite.

Gemini: The people in that cult you joined ask you politely to leave, assuring you that it’s them and not you.

Lemini: Both pizza delivery men arrive at the same time as planned, but they refuse to fight to the death no matter what the tip.

Cancer: This week, your farts will stink up an entire lecture hall.

Leo: You will be told quite sternly that the self car wash isn’t clothing optional.

Virgo: Your dog will put you on a very strenuous diet, but will allow you to go for all the walks you want.

Libra: The guy at your job interview will not be interested in how many Pokemon you caught.

Scorpio: Your car will break down and you’ll realize you got all lubed up for your date for nothing.

Sagittarius: The stars say, no matter what your religious beliefs, hitting on a nun is a bad idea.

Capricorn: The guy at the Dunkin Donuts drive thru will throw you the donuts without a bag because it’s his last day.

Aquarius: You’ll see the driver ahead of you get pelted with donuts at the drive thru and decide to eat elsewhere.

Pisces: You’ll realize that none of the people on the dating site can live up to image of Netflix.

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Mar24

Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies: Spring 2018

by tonyd on March 24, 2018 at 12:01 am

I am the ultimate spoiler because I ruin the movie for myself without even seeing it. Here now is Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies.

Ready Player One: I have no reason to dislike this movie. Just a gut feeling that it will be over sentimental and tone deaf when it comes to video gamers. Pass.

Tyler Perry’s Acrimony: You put Tyler Perry’s name ahead of anything and I’m not going. Pass.

Blockers: No. Hollywood seems to be going the way of comic book conventions. Now that comics don’t bring in the crowds, it’s time to go for wrestlers.

Truth or Dare: Lemme guess. Beautiful near-teens dying one by one? May have seen this one like a thousand times.

Overboard: Really? All the movies that had come out, you’re going to remake this? This wasn’t even good when Kurt Russel was in it.

Rampage: Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, this is really scraping the bottom of the barrel of video game concepts. There was barely a story in the game! Thankfully, they haven’t decided to make a Time Pilot movie and ruin that for me.

I Feel Pretty: At this point, how many times is Amy Schumer going to release a movie and then call me names for not seeing it? I don’t care if this movie is actually good, I’m out. I got Netflix, I don’t need this.

Life of the Party: AKA: Back to School for Chicks. Kind of hard to beat Rodney Dangerfield, especially since this is probably going to be incredibly PC. I’ll wait for the reviews, thanks.

Dark Crimes: AKA: Jim Carrey tries to reinvent his career. Still waiting for Fireman Bill the Movie.

Book Club: Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen and— No, thanks you. If I want to see a bunch of old women, I’ll search on the dating sites for women my age. Hi-yo!