Mar21

Twitter in Focus: Eric Wareheim

by tonyd on March 21, 2018 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contest is Eric Wareheim of Master of None (amongst other shows on adult swim).  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@ericwareheim

February 21st:  ““A lot of bungus but no holes” @ San José Manialtepec, Oaxaca, Mexico ”

That’s what you get for swimming in Mexico.

February 22nd:  ““Pepper in my Bepper” new music video exclusively on . @ Laguna de Manialtepec ”

A little short, but should play well on the radio.

March 1st:  “ON OUR WAY TO THE TOP . .vote us up. Link in bio. lasjaraswines sweetberrywine ”

He’s almost like his character on Master of None.

March 9th:  ““Behind the scenes with a Hollywood Director” . .A lot of Heimy’s Hunnies” (Heimy fans) are… ”

Very fancy.

March 11th:  “I do ”

Kind of a scary still.

March 13th:  “New Things at Our lasjaraswines bubbles with spicy Thai. I mean forget about It. NEW… ”

I take it back, your more into food than your character on Master of None.

March 16th:  “Chef Heimy’s Cooking Goals: Salvador Dali’s Bush of Crawfish with Viking Herbs. • ,… ”

That’s a taste that could open a wormhole in time back to the Vikings, who would scream and run away because they’ve never seen crawdads.

Okay, let’s rate Eric’s tweets.  I have to give him a 7 for Mustness, an 8 for Style and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 8.  Follow Eric.

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Mar19

Ten Reasons Why You Should Buy F*ck You I’m Italian

by tonyd on March 19, 2018 at 12:01 am

My book is out and your should buy it.  Here’s why.

  1. I need cash for dating sites and sushi.
  2. As an Italian, I require fresh bread on a daily basis.
  3. Look at that face!  How can you resist that face?
  4. If the Mafia existed, I would have to pay them their cut for Chapter 5.
  5. I’m thousands of dollars in debt from all the research pizza I ate.
  6. Need plane to go to Italian Con ’18 this year.
  7.  I’m eight payments behind on my Columbus Day Parade float.
  8.  My Panettone addiction isn’t under control yet.
  9.  I’m saving up for a track suit, gold chains and an Iroc-Z.
  10.  Every cent I make goes right back into making comics or building that time machine so I can go back in time and bet the 2016.  Madonn’ the odds!
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Mar18

Your Saint Patty’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on March 18, 2018 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Most of your birthday party guests are so hungover, you’re forced to swap out your party favors for aspirin.

Aries:  This week, you’ll find a dead little guy in a green outfit floating in your sink.

Taurus:  You’ll discover that the vomit pool at the end of your driveway won’t evaporate in under a week.

Gemini:  You’ll realize the body paint you used the day before is actually just regular green paint.

Lemini:  You’ll wake up in the porta potty you passed out and shit in only to realize that it’s actually your neighbor’s car.

Cancer:  The stars say, the only thing worse than waking up with an ugly person and having to chew off your own arm not to wake them up, is waking up next to a chewed off arm.

Leo:  Despite the end of the party, your sink and shower continues to run green.

Virgo:  The good news and bad news is that you drunkenly filled your fridge with Shamrock shakes.

Libra:  Your doctor will assure you that shitting green for longer than a week is not normal, even if you’re Irish.

Scorpio:  You’re finally turn old enough not to be recognized in that porno you made.

Sagittarius:  You’ll be forced to explain to a hungover Easter Bunny that he’s about a month too early.

Capricorn:  Despite your pleas at the liquor store, they won’t discount Irish Whiskey after the holiday like CVS does with Valentine’s Day candy.

Aquarius:  You’ll finally find your jacket at the party and its pockets full of vomit.

Pisces:  You’ll realize that your book is part of a series and that Irish people have their own book.

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Mar17

Binge Watch: Big Mouth

by tonyd on March 17, 2018 at 12:01 am

Big Mouth is basically the Nick Kroll Show Animated and gives Kroll the opportunity to do a lot of his voices from the sketch show in cartoon form. Joining him is long time collaborator, John Mulaney, who is way better than this than he was on his sitcom. Joining him on the show are voice from the Kroll Show (Jenny Slate, Jason Mantzoukas) as well as some of the cast from The League (Mark Duplass, Paul Scheer).

As an animated series, it tends to be more plot heavy than the sketch show, but it’s extremely relateable as all the major characters are going through puberty. The show is a weird mix of teen angst and bizarre characters, including the ghost of Duke Ellington voiced by Jordan Peele. The episodes are only about 25 minutes and move well. I would definitely watch a second season of this. Big Mouth is running on Netflix. Don’t miss it, bros!

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