Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian Joe DeVito.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting!


April 27th:  “Some people book shows just so they can hang out with comedians, if you can imagine a human that lonely”

Zing!  I picked this Twitter account for some good one-liners.  Off to a good start.

April 27th:  “Deeply conflicted about my new cult where members give me their $$, live on an isolated compound, and let me have sex with their wives & daughters. So keep the beard or no?”

Don’t be crazy.  You can’t lead a cult without a beard!

April 29th:  “SUNDAY! 7:00 show at the Brokerage in Bellmore, Long Island”

He’s on the road.  Doing funny stuff.

April 29th:  “THIS WEEK! NYC / NJ / Long Island / radio / online / in ya face”

Wow, he’s working hard.  See, I can’t do the same jokes night after night.  Look at all these shows.

April 30th: “MONDAY! from 5-6pm — then some stuff that’s frankly none of your business — …AND THEN Club NYC 9:00 show”

What?  Everything’s our business on Twitter.  That’s the deal.  The NSA knows it and you know it!

April 30th:  “If we can’t afford a wall with Mexico, just use yellow police tape. Everyone knows you can’t cross that”

And blood splatter.  Usually goes along with the tape.

April 30th:  “Trying to lose weight by peeing on your own stomach? THIS WAIST TRAINER CAN HELP YOU

Well, that would gross me out and I wouldn’t eat, so…

8 hours ago:  “ME: hey great hanging out w you last night HER: thanks. whos this ME: WOMAN I DROPPED YOU OFF AT 11:30 ON A WEEKNIGHT

Yeah, been there.

2 hours ago:  “If I performed at the White House Correspondents Dinner I’d be too focused on my free meal”

Yeah, me too.

Pinned Tweet:  “Listerine kills 99% of bad breath germs, while enraging the remaining germs & increasing their killing power 10,000 fold”

You’re just slowly killing yourself with fresh breath.

Okay, let’s rate Joe.  Good one liners, minimal plugs.  I would give him a 9 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and an 8 for Style.  Overall score of 8, follow Joe.

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