
Rich Family Finally Cleans Up Their Shit
Celebrity Makes Twitter Prophecy Come True
Starbucks to Carry More Snacks
Hipster Pigs Ruin Neighborhood
Gator Reboot Desperately Needed

Rich Family Finally Cleans Up Their Shit
Celebrity Makes Twitter Prophecy Come True
Starbucks to Carry More Snacks
Hipster Pigs Ruin Neighborhood
Gator Reboot Desperately Needed
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! This week’s contestant is Riley Reid, pornstar. Let’s oggle her pics and see what she’s tweeting (assuming you can look away from the pics).
February 8th: “Derppppp”
Even when trying to be dorky, still smokin’ hot.
February 11th: “Pornstars on the same level of child molesters & wife beaters? How dare you shame us & continue the stigma that goes along with our industry. Most of us are hard working, honest, liberated, independent woman. We deserve support from our families & our country. @chelseahandler”
Boom! Mic drop!
February 13th: “Taking over @Brazzers twitter tomorrow!!”
She’s so tiny.
February 14th: “Dom/Sub http://bit.ly/rileyelsa @ElsaJeanxxx”
Meh, not really my thing. Get with the sex and the nudity already, I say.
February 17th: “RT if you wanna put it in my butt https://buff.ly/2F5v5wB ”
Fair warning, there’s a lot of buttholes at that link.
March 1st: “Writing the next script for I want to fuck my dad in 3D. @papermagazine”
And I thought most of the lines were adlibbed.
March 10th: “Taking a social media break to focus on the present moment. ”
You are wise, o’ Riley.
Okay, let’s rate Riley’s tweets. I give her an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9, but remember her account is NSFW. Follow Riley, ya know, on that secret account your girlfriend doesn’t know about. Now if you’ll excuse me, I should probably do some further research on her for, um, background purposes or something.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email here.
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Restaurant: Ruth’s Chris Steahouse
Address: 180 Market St, Philadelphia, PA
Food: steakhouse
Price: High
Portions: Small
Taste: Pretty Awesome
Service: Spectacular
Atmosphere: very high end
So my nephew and I were wandering Philadelphia catching Pokemon. We had gotten an Ex-Pass on my birthday. For those of you that don’t play, that’s like a special Pokemon Go appointment and if you miss it, you miss an awesome chance at the most powerful Pokemon in the game. Naturally, we both pulled out all the stops to make sure our afternoon was free to be there. Unfortunately, it was freezing in Philadelphia. The snow was making the wind that whips between the buildings twice as cold.
We made a valiant effort to capture a few more Pokemon after the raid, but then we were like “Screw this!” I had to get inside and get some food, but we were in center Center City. Every bar was stacked high with happy hour attendees and we had foolishly taken the train in. We stumbled across the Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse. I had eaten at Morton’s, which is kind of the same. They have a sports bar with hamburgers that are pricey, but really good. I figured we could do something like that. I figured wrong.
The moment I sat down and looked at he menu I realized this was going to be my birthday present to myself. It was my nephew’s birthday the day before, so I figured it was be his gift too. But there was no way I was getting a $92 steak. Fortunately, RC had a “classics” side of the menu which was an all-inclusive meal deals. So, for $45, we got salad, steak, shrimp and desert.
The bread was hot and crunchy. I couldn’t tell if it was fresh baked or merely just hot. The salads were totally on point. All the ingredients were high quality. My waiter constantly refilled me iced tea glass. The steak and shrimp? Small portions but drowning in delicious butter. Very filling. Even the apple cheesecake, which I’m no fan of, was really good.
So while it was a bit of a sticker shock situation for me, it was pretty good and we were able to warm up in a fancy atmosphere. Would I go again? Assuming money was not a problem, sure. It would probably a good place to take a date you were trying to impress.
I give Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse 8 out of 10 keggers.








If your birthday is this week: It’ll be awesome if you think being stranded at a bus stop in the bad neighborhood at night is awesome.
Aries: You will achieve greatness in using cheese spread.
Taurus: Your homemade pickles don’t come out, probably because you elected to make them cucumber-free.
Gemini: Your therapist tells you to stop sharing so much because you’re so messed up.
Lemini: The pilot will come onto the P.A. system while you’re in mid-flight and ask if anyone packed a parachute for their trip.
Cancer: Your college professor assures you that your grade would be much better if you were better looking.
Leo: The Cookie Monster breaks into your house and demands all the Tollhouse cookies or he will cut you bad.
Virgo: The pizza guy doesn’t not accept your coupon or your marriage proposal.
Libra: You will be sexually harassed by the next app you download.
Scorpio: You discover that having sex in zero G is great, except for all the floating jizz.
Sagittarius: The stars say, punching yourself in the liver is not a good way to prep for Saint Patrick’s Day.
Capricorn: You will capture that missing Pokemon, but the women in the gym’s locker room have you arrested anyway.
Aquarius: You’ll realize that the change machine where you dumped all those quarters is actually just a group of clever girl scouts inside a washing machine box painted to look like a change machine.
Pisces: You will recover from your awesome birthday week and make plans to extend it a full two months.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding

Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics

Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation

Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics
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