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Apr23

Fat Guy Eats: Nan Zhou Hand Drawn Noodle House, Philadelphia

by tonyd on April 23, 2018 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: Nan Zhou Hand Drawn Noodle House

Address: 1022 Race St, Philadelphia, PA 19107

Food: Chinese

Price: Average

Portions: Decent

Taste: Excellent

Service: Good

Atmosphere: One Big Room

On the dating scene again and my date took me to the Noodle House. We were originally going to go to Dim Sum Garden, but it was crowded and we were going to a show, so we went next door for some noodles. We got dumplings, I got fried noodles and shrimp and she got some of those hand drawn flat noodles with pork, I think.

All of it was excellent. The shrimp was especially fresh. And let me tell you, that whole street should be in the dumpling hall of fame. They were awesome and all of it was very filling. I didn’t realize how much homemade noodles would fill me up. The only down side for me, is eating noodles with chopsticks. I like to eat fast and these really slow me down. It’s sometimes frustrating to try and eat noodles and the little meat bits while they keep falling off the sticks. Fortunately, there are those little spoons in the Chinese food condiment kit, so we were safe.

I give Nan Zhou Hand Drawn Noddle House 8.5 out of 10 keggers. Excellent noodles and even better dumplings. Visit Philadelphia’s Chinatown soon, bros!

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Apr22

Your Fratoscope: April 22, 2018

by tonyd on April 22, 2018 at 1:21 am

If your birthday is this week: Your birthday cake will be made completely of other discarded cake from more popular people with birthdays that week.

Aries: You’ll be so upset about the death of Barbara Bush, you’ll completely cancel Barbara Bush Con VII.

Taurus: The stars say, if you keep eating a banana sensually on the bus, it’s no wonder you get so many people hitting on you.

Gemini: Your neighbor that keeps having sex with his curtains open, will finally get the message and leave the lights on this week.

Lemini: Satan decides to cancel your soul contract because he honestly doesn’t want you hanging around him for eternity.

Cancer: You Matt Damon fan club meeting is ruined when Matt Damon shows up and speaks.

Leo: You will murder a leprechaun, but no one will catch you because you’ll feed the body to your cat.

Virgo: Facebook will warn you to stop posting fake news because no one believes you’re getting laid.

Libra: You will snort something that your friend assures you is magic pixie dust and wake up two states away three days later.

Scorpio: You will enjoy orgasms on two different theme park rides.

Sagittarius: Your doctor will touch you in an embarrassing place, but no one in the mall will notice.

Capricorn: A guy on the subway will convert you to his religion…again.

Aquarius: What you consider badass, everyone else considers B.O.

Pisces: Your dog camera will catch your dog forwarding embarrassing emails to your political rivals.

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Apr21

Fat Guy Eats: La Galleria in Bordentown, NJ

by tonyd on April 21, 2018 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: La Galleria

Address: 810 Ward Ave, Bordentown, NJ 08505

Food: Italian/Pizza Stuff

Price: Average

Portions: Big

Taste: Mind Blowing

Service: Very Good

Atmosphere: Pizzeria

My brother picked out this place for my folks’ belated Anniversary Dinner. I was skeptical when we walked in. It was a local pizzeria that served Italian food, but the place was packed. That’s a good indication. I also noticed they seemed to have good fries. We had to wait about 20 minutes for a table and I noticed they had a lot of crazy pizzas. One of them appeared to be a General Tso’s pizza. I had to try it.

We sat down. I order a slice of that, a garden salad and something called a Picasso sandwich with fries. First up, the pizza. It was incredible. Not only did I have the choice of broccoli or no broccoli, but there was solid chicken on it throughout the slice. I could’ve just eaten about five slices of that. Next up, salad, definitely good and fresh. My family got some other apps, so I tried them. They had this garlic bread with broccolirob and sausage. It’s good.

The bread was amazing. No doubt they cooked it fresh in their ovens, but then we had this olive oil dip and man— It was just about the best olive oil dip I’ve every had. Amazing. I wish I had the recipe. I wanted to drink the whole thing.

The sandwich was delicious. It was a chicken cutlet with mozzarella and penne vodka sauce. OMG. So rich! By this time, I was filling up, so I had to save half of that. But the fries! The fries were fresh cut, bros! Fresh cut fries are just the best. God damn they were good! Plus my nephew gave me a piece of his pizza, that was great— White pizza with ricotta. My other nephew gave me a taste of his desert, which was like a chocolate cover peanut butter ganache. (By this time, all I could do is take a little taste.)

Jesus, it’s amazing. You have to take a trek to this place. If I could, I would invest in doubling the size of this place. All amazing food!

I give La Galleria 9.5 out of 10 keggers. It’s a little crowded, but his cook has some chops!