May26
Ten Things I’d Like to See During a Zombie Apocalypse
on May 26, 2018 at 3:48 am
- Zombie Walking Dead cast members.
- Civility on Twitter.
- Facebook stories of dying relatives becoming scary rather than sad
- Shorter ATM lines
- Dating profiles with pictures of canned goods to impress the ladies.
- Zombie-powered bobsleds
- Celebrity zombie hunts
- No more Trump in the news.
- Students now all heavily armed at school.
- TV shows featuring zombies go out of production because no one interested in watching real life.
