1.  Zombie Walking Dead cast members.
  2.  Civility on Twitter.
  3.  Facebook stories of dying relatives becoming scary rather than sad
  4.  Shorter ATM lines
  5.  Dating profiles with pictures of canned goods to impress the ladies.
  6.  Zombie-powered bobsleds
  7.  Celebrity zombie hunts
  8.  No more Trump in the news.
  9.  Students now all heavily armed at school.
  10.  TV shows featuring zombies go out of production because no one interested in watching real life.