Posts Tagged zombie apocalypse

3 results.
May26

Ten Things I’d Like to See During a Zombie Apocalypse

by tonyd on May 26, 2018 at 3:48 am

 Zombie Walking Dead cast members.  Civility on Twitter.  Facebook stories of dying relatives becoming scary rather than sad  Shorter ATM lines  Dating profiles with pictures of canned goods to impress the ladies.  Zombie-powered bobsleds  Celebrity zombie hunts  No more Trump […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Ten Things I’d Like to See During a Zombie Apocalypse
Nov07

Ten Things I Expect Ben Carson to Say

by tonyd on November 7, 2015 at 12:01 am

You know, I thought Donald Trump would be the only source of comedy this election, but Ben Carson’s recent “revelation” about pyramids is really giving him a run for the money.  Here now are the other ten things I expect […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
1 Comment
Jun24

Your Fratoscope: June 24, 2012

by tonyd on June 24, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your surprise party is awesome until your party guests discover that porn DVD in your DVD player. Aries:  You will be disappointed at the movies either because you drop your popcorn or because you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Fratoscope: June 24, 2012