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Feb17

Your Fratoscope: February 17, 2013

by tonyd on February 17, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will develop an accent on your trip to Outback Steakhouse.  Unfortunately, it will be French. Aries:  Your “Punch a Kitten” franchise will not be funded by Shark Tank. Taurus:  The stars say, don’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb16

Ten Things You’ll Never See a Meteor Hit

by tonyd on February 16, 2013 at 12:01 am

Meteors have shitty aim.  Actually no aim.  Is it any wonder the only thing they can hit is something the size of Russia?  Here’s ten things you’ll never see one of them hit. 1.  Your dog while playing fetch  (“That’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb15

Rewritten Headlines: PS4 to Disposable Penis

by tonyd on February 15, 2013 at 12:01 am

New Time Wasting Machine Design Leaked in Time Wasting Article Fish Have Surprisingly Good Access to Drugs Mayor Bloomberg to Soon Ban Refrigerators Internet Still Moral Cesspool Crutches and Wheelchairs to Become Much Kinkier Adorable Vermin Interrupt Sporting Event Going […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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