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Jun24

Your Fratoscope: June 24, 2018

by tonyd on June 24, 2018 at 1:24 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will put your gift certificate for the massage parlor to good use. Aries:  You will accidentally join the Teamsters and they won’t let you leave. Taurus:  Your will pour your heart and soul […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan22

Your Fratoscope: January 22, 2017

by tonyd on January 22, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your sex doll is conspicuously absent from your birthday party. Aries:  Someone will break into your house and eat all the vanilla in your Neopolitan ice cream. Taurus:  You will notice far too many […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan17

Your Fratoscope: January 17, 2016

by tonyd on January 17, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll finally be too old to gawk at high school cheerleaders without someone talking about calling the cops. Aries:  No matter how many episodes you watch, you still don’t understand Dragonball Z. Taurus:  You’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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