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Aug06

Your Fratoscope: August 6, 2017

by tonyd on August 6, 2017 at 3:22 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday burrito will be stuffed full of candles and wrapping paper. Aries:  Your Hallmark line of “I’m sorry I had sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend” greeting cards is moderately successful. Taurus:  This week, wear […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug05

What’s Better? Facebook or Stepping in Dog Shit?

by tonyd on August 5, 2017 at 12:01 am

2 points Facebook:  Allows you to catch up with old friends you don’t want to actually talk to. -1 point Stepping in Dog Shit:  It stinks. 1 point Facebook:  Everyone knows what you like. -1 point Stepping in Dog Shit:  Your shoes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug04

Rewritten Headlines: Pee Wee’s Pants to Freddy Krueger’s Tacos

by tonyd on August 4, 2017 at 12:01 am

Pee-Wee Herman Sees Horrible Movie Bad Girlfriend Gets Comeuppance Just Another Day in Florida Family Night Goes On Too Long Nudist Goes Bad First Federation Officer to be Hired Carnies Can’t Save Customers High School Even Shittier Than You Remember […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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