1. Practice bowling
  2. Smoke and do your taxes
  3. Pet your alligator
  4.  Assemble a burrito
  5.  Hold your knife collection above your face
  6.  Drive down a road with orphanages on either side of it
  7.  Wait for the volcano to erupt
  8.  Kick the hibernating bear next to you
  9.  Take a hostage
  10.  Ignore the smoke