Our panelists are getting drunker and our topics more complicated. DCD is back with another episode!
Our panelists are getting drunker and our topics more complicated. DCD is back with another episode!
After seeing the trailers for She’s Out of My League, I was kind of turned off by them. I especially disliked the movie’s website, which had a promise of an “unrated” trailer, but required you to type in personal information about yourself. No dice movie studio! Additionally, the whole rating system is annoying and shallow, but the movie is actually pretty good.
The simple premise is that Molly, super hottie, falls for Kirk, average dweeb. His idiot friends impress on him the 10 vs. a 5 rule, but the crux of the movie is (and what redeemed the annoying marketing) those rating systems are completely idiotic. The script is funny and engaging. The characters fall just short of being cartoony, kind of skirting the edge.
There’s a jerk boss, but he’s not a 2-dimension jerk, there’s a rival boyfriend, but no over the top confrontation at the end, there’s a goofy friend, but he’s not THAT goofy. Kirk’s quirky family is a little over the top, but funny. The movie is paced well and there’s not a lot of annoying scenes with characters revealing boring shit about themselves. All in all, a very tight script and a well done, funny movie. It’s right up there with the 40 year-old virgin. No nudity though, but there is a scene involving body hair.
I’d go see this one, bros. I give She’s out of My League 8 out of 10 keggers.
Hey bros!
As my friends know, I know exactly dick about sports. If all organized sports disappeared tomorrow, my reaction be, “Awesome. Now nothing can interrupt the Simpsons.” But that didn’t stop me from trying to write sports jokes for a comedy website. Here they are:
Sports Jokes
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2009
What’s the difference between the Yankees and Tiger Woods? The Yankees don’t go to third base with whores.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods’ putter and his mistresses? The putter only touches his balls once.
What’s the difference between a farmer planting his field and Tiger Woods? A farmer doesn’t need to drop his seed everywhere.
How many Detroit Lions does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn’t matter, they suck.
Why did the Detroit Lions cross the road? To chase down the football they dropped.
Why did the Detroit Lions walk back across the road? Because the chicken had scored on them.
How many Detroit Lions fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like it dark so they only have to see the Lions lose.
Bah-dum-dum! Keesh! Thank you! You’ve been great! Try the veal! Good night!
Hey, bros!
Yours truly and Brother Hollywood hit Seattle last weekend and it was a blast. Only now, we’ve recovered enough to post pics. Although I did not get a chance to induct as many pledges as I would’ve liked (too many sales! Thanks!) I did get some other pics. Enjoy!
Seattle bros: Brother Clown and Brother Half Head
The convention center, I think it was owned by Starbucks. I think Starbucks pretty much owns most of Seattle. There was one, like, every ten feet!
Topatoco had a cardboard castle. Cool.
I dropped my breakfast sandwich on the hotel floor. Not cool.
For some reason, the hotel had recycle bins. Which was a good thing after an all night session of filming Drunk Counter Drunk!
Brother Hollywood recovers after a long day of filming Drunk Counter Drunk.
Artist Chris Moreno, lounging in the lobby after a long convention.
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