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Apr13

Frat Boy At the Movies: The Raid: Redemption

by tonyd on April 13, 2012 at 12:01 am

The Raid: Redemption is an Indonesian action movie about a SWAT team that gets trapped in a tenement building run by a ruthless mobster.  It’s pretty fucking badass.  I can’t really reveal the plot details, as the revelations are spaced throughout, but it does follow a kind of classic, film noir set-up.  Our hero is an honest, rookie cop named Rama, who has a pregnant wife.  Rama is played by Iko Uwais, who kicks serious ass throughout.  The movie isn’t very heavy on plot, so don’t go if you’re expected The Departed.

Highlights include a deadly kung-fu knife fight (at least two or three times), a creative use for a refrigerator and several intense machete scenes.  (The bad guys in this movie really like their machetes.)  Yayan Ruhian plays Mad Dog, one of the lead mobsters bodyguards.  Unbelievably fast is all I can say about his moves.  He’s not in a lot of scenes, but pay attention, because his kicks are just that fast.  Do they CGI that stuff?  I don’t know.  Looked pretty real to me.

This movie is not for the squeamish.  There is more stabbing in this movie then all the Friday the 13th’s and Freddy Krueger movies combined.  Directed pretty ably by Gareth Evans, the movie was advertised as from “the makers of Kung Fu Hustle”.  I’m not sure who carried over from that.  Maybe the producers.  I honestly expected more comedy, like in Kung Fu Hustle, but the movie did not disappoint.  The action was just ridiculously over the top.  If you’re looking for a kickass action movie with lots of stabbing, it would be hard to find something better.

I give the movie 8.5 keggers out of 10.

└ Tags: action, cinema, cops, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th, Gareth Evans, Iko Uwais, keggers, kickass, knives, Kung Fu Hustle, movie, rating, review, stabbing, Super Frat, The Departed, The Raid: Redemption, Tony DiGerolamo, Yayan Ruhian
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Apr11

Twitter in Focus: Brian Posehn

by tonyd on April 11, 2012 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is comedian and Heavy Metal Brian Posehn.  He’s funny on stage and funny in this, let’s see if he’s funny on the Twitter.


@thebrianposehn

March 14th:  “At Cobbs Comedy Club in SF this weekend.I have a bunch of new shit about my balls and serial killers I can’t wait to yell into a microphone.”

Now that’s a stand up comic’s tweet.

March 14th:  “Glad that when I was a friendless loser in High School,Katy Perry wasn’t around to tell me I was a “firework”. I would’ve lit myself on fire.”

Yeah, I think we’ve all been there.  Doused in gasoline, ready to go.

March 14th:  “I’m at the Melrose Improv March 24th for two shows with a ridiculous list of my funny friends doing guest sets. Get tix now.”

Man, he does a lot of shows.  Get this man a TV show so he can get off the road for a while.

March 21st:  “It’s Brian Posehn and Friends @ Melrose Improv in LA this Saturday, 8pm and 10pm. Super funny friends said yes. Unfunny friends said no.”

Perfect.  That other show when it was the other way around, very awkward.

March 24th:  “A week ago, Christian Slater smelled one of my farts. Now I sit alone, paying bills. Highs and lows!”

I did not see that on TMZ.

March 24th:  “Dude playing Mastodon’s Leviathan on piano : heavy as fuck! http://youtu.be/h85KV5e6t-E”

Metal!

March 25th:  “Melrose Improv,second show of Brian Posehn and Friends.First show was insane. @SarahKSilverman and @nickthune are doing sets.Where are you?”

Watching reruns of Mission Hill and eating Ben & Jerry’s as usual.

March 28th:  “Listening to new God Forbid and @3iob for first time. They’ll both be in heavy rotation for a while. Killer!! Thanks @Doc4bid for heads up.”

Likin’ it.  Very Dethklok.

March 28th:  “Oh yeah, the new Overkill rules too! Can’t wait for their May 3rd LA show with God Forbid. Sure I won’t be the only old metalhead there.”

Brian is a true metalhead.  Not like this.

March 28th:  “Speaking of old metal fans,Murder in the Front Row is a fucking must have.Photo book on 80s Bay Area Thrash. Crank Vio-lence while you read.”

That would be this.  Neat.

March 28th:  “Also check out this video http://youtu.be/BFe8TBhLeQQ. This poor kid needs to move out.”

Damn, that was some cold shit, mom.

March 31st: “In San Diego for one show. Tomorrow at the American Comedy Company in the Gaslamp district at 8pm. A ton of new stuff.”

Go see Brian, bros.  He rocks!

Let’s rate Brian’s tweets.  Little behind the scenes, an acceptable level of plugging mixed with some jokes and links, plus I learned some stuff about Heavy Metal.  I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.  Totally worth following.  10 if you’re a metalhead.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

└ Tags: Brian Posehn, comedian, comedy, funny, Gaslamp, heavy metal, humor, improv, music, San Diego, Sarah Silverman, shows, stand up, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus, videos
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Apr09

What I’d Like to See Happen: Comic Books

by tonyd on April 9, 2012 at 12:01 am

What I’d Like to See Happen:  Comic Books

By Tony DiGerolamo

Fans that know me, know that I’ve been making comic books for quite a while.  After a long history in print, I eventually migrated over to webcomics and prior to all that, I hosted a nationally syndicated TV show (The Comic Book Show) which covered the comic book industry.  Now let me preface this rant by saying, I’m not one of those old comic fans that longs for the days of the late 60’s and early 70’s when everyone was rushing to the comic book store to read Spiderman or Batman.  I enjoy the medium to a great deal, but that past is as dead as stagecoaches and the telegraph.  But like a lot of creators in the medium, it’s frustrating to watch it rarely live up to its potential.

When Superman died in the early 90’s, everyone jumped on the comic book band wagon.  That was the print comic book industry’s last hurrah.  No one knew it at the time.  I was doing my TV show then.  The excesses of the industry at that time were not limited to the johnny-come-lately comic book publishers that jumped into it to make a quick buck or even the major publishers, whose excesses were pretty extreme.  I met new, indie comic creators during that time that adopted the same attitude towards there fans.  One in particular had t-shirts, frisbees, bumper stickers and a whole host of other merchandise at a show and no comic book.  It was like trying to sell out before you even made it.  At that moment, creators big and small had the opportunity, the money and the fan base to really expand the medium into something beyond it’s niche audience.  Instead, it collectively chose to squeeze as much money out of the new fans as it could until it died.

Then webcomics emerged.  Webcomics didn’t suddenly make us rich, but it did remove two major stumbling blocks: the overhead with regards to printing (which is expensive) and the exposure to the world (which had been strangled down to basically one distributor).  And, whereas, the print comics were dominated by superheroes for decades, webcomics finally made it so easy that literally anyone could post one.  Now every topic imaginable is out there and some are extremely successful.  But despite all their success, webcomics haven’t totally “hit” yet.  You don’t see many news pieces on webcomics and even the comic book journalists are only just now covering them with any kind of regularity.  What happens when webcomics emerge on the world stage as a full blown, acceptable medium that something close to a majority of people read?

Here’s what I’d like to see happen:  I’d like to see the major publishers continue to hold onto their income by doing the digital downloads and charging money for them.  I think the longer they do this, the worse off they’re going to be because of the cyclical nature of comic book universes.  Each incarnation of the major characters seem to peak with a new talent.  In the ruthless pursuit of sales, publishers tend to pick stories that up the ante far too quickly, forcing the peak and then killing the sales when either the pay off doesn’t live up to expectations or the new creative team moves in.  The big publishers are going to have to learn a harsh lesson: It’s all about the talent, not the trademarks.

Webcomics emerge as the dominant digital art form.  More corporate, work-for-hire ones emerge as well, but these tend to be short lived.  None of them can really hit it big because of the low level nature of the hits, the money and the cyclical nature of the fandom.  Some get popular for a while, but the moment they start to fade, most companies axe them.  Webcomic fans like corporate webcomics, but not to the extent of the creator-controlled ones.  The creator controlled ones go far beyond what any corporate website can offer because the corporation has to pay for every offer, while the creator does it for free because of his emotional investment, whether or not his webcomic is successful.

“Success” also continues to be loosely defined in the webcomic world.  Unlike print comics which tended to ruthlessly worship what was popular and hold award ceremonies mostly designed just to beef up sales, webcomic analysis goes deeper because people can actually read all the webcomics for free.  You don’t need to rely on a source to tell you what’s good, you can simply go there and find out for yourself.  And analysis of said webcomics continues to be truthful for the same reason, forcing webcomic journalists to be far more truthful and on the point than their predecessors in print.  The model of offering the webcomic for free continues to dominate and as print really begins to die off, more fans move into the webcomic “circle”.  With more fans, more are willing to donate and support their favorite webcomics voluntarily.

And while pay-by-the-issue digital downloads eventually becomes an unworkable model, the format is reserved for specials, one-shots and graphic novels.  Webcomic creators offer them as well as extras and for fans that just like the alternate format.  Hollywood attempts to co-opt the webcomic world as they did with the print comics, but they quickly find it too unwieldy.  There are no big companies to buy, so they are forced to deal with creators one-on-one.  And, just as the Internet is beginning to free celebrities who can bring their talent directly to their fans, so too does the Internet free comic creators from the publishers that want to control them.

I don’t know.  Sound too far fetched?  Well, I’d like to see it happen.

Copyright 2012
└ Tags: art form, Batman, celebrities, comic books, commentary, digital, digital downloads, direct, downloads, excesses, graphic novels, Hollywood, journalism, one-shots, publishers, rant, specials, Spiderman, Super Frat, the 60's, the 70's, the 90's, Tony DiGerolamo, webcomics, What I'd Like to See Happen
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Apr08

Your Easter Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 8, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   That gopher you buried under a rock three days ago, pushes it away and runs into the woods.  Eleven of the other 12 gophers follow him.

Aries:  You will vow never to drink on Easter ever again.  You will also discover that passing green, artificial basket fluff is extremely painful to your lower intestine.

Taurus:  You find your Easter basket empty because the Easter Bunny Hates You.

Gemini:  You will find a very drunk Santa in your living room demanding to know the exact date.  When you tell him, he’ll mutter.  “Oh, fuck me.”

Lemini:   You will find a chocolate statue of yourself in your Easter basket.  Biting into causes you to spontaneously bleed.

Cancer:   The stars say, someone will finally explain just how Easter works to you, as they are sick of your elaborate traps to capture Jesus.

Leo:   Your Ten Commandments movie watching party is a huge success, but your landlord complains about the lamb’s blood all over your front door.

Virgo:   You will clothesline an 8 year-old during an egg hunt.  The candy you get will be the sweetest of all.

Libra:  You will find out if you can die of Peeps poisoning.

Scorpio:   You will discover that sex in a bunny costume doesn’t do much for you, but it does emotionally scar the children in the mall standing in line to see the Easter Bunny.

Sagittarius:  Turns out, your wife is right, going to the mall is a bad idea today.

Capricorn:  This week, your Easter fireworks display burns the image of a crucified Jesus into your front lawn.

Aquarius:  You’ll run into Jesus at an Easter celebration.  When he sees the basket of candy you’ve brought he’ll just sigh sadly and say, “Really?”

Pisces:  You’ll find out your Cinco De Mayo celebration was way early.  You really need to learn how to read a calendar.

└ Tags: Aires, Aquarius, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, Easter, Easter Bunny, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Jesus, Lemini, Leo, Libra, parody, Peeps, Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, The Easter Bunny Hates You, The Ten Commandments, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Easter Fratoscope, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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