Ten Updates You’ll Never See on Facebookon May 19, 2012 at 12:01 am
On many days, Facebook could be named Failbook but there are some depths that not even Myspace users would sink. Here now are Ten Updates You’ll Never See on Facebook.
1. I just got my PhD!
2. Just took down my baby pictures. Apparently, they were annoying everyone.
3. Games? There are games on Facebook?
4. I just opened an account at Friendster!
5. You’re right. I probably should use entire words and grammatically correct sentences. Gosh, I must’ve sounded like an asshole in my last post.
6. Is there a way to contact more people I knew in high school but never really wanted to talk to?
7. This is such a horrible porn site. Takes me forever to masturbate to these pics.
8. I just opened an account at Klout!
9. Gosh I love the privacy settings, so easy to use!
10. My Facebook stock is way up!