Posts Tagged USDA

2 results.
Sep27

Rewritten Headlines: Drones to Surveillance

by tonyd on September 27, 2013 at 12:12 am

Flying Murder Bots Sell Briskly Politicians Talks to Hot Chick Country with No Nukes Offers Deal to Give Them Up Uncomfortable Pillows and Shitty Peanuts to Leave Earth Corrupt Politicians to Receive Infusion of Cash USDA Trapping Strange Shit Sci-Fi […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Rewritten Headlines: Drones to Surveillance
May18

Rewritten Headlines: Dale Earnhardt Jr. to Robot Arm

by tonyd on May 18, 2012 at 12:01 am

It’s the Rewritten News!  Headlines without tact!  Now welcome your Rewritten News Team! Real: After Dark, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Goes to Walmart Rewritten: Rich Hillbilly Still Likes Cheap Tube Socks Real: Healthy Food Doesn’t Have to Be Expensive, USDA Insists […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
2 Comments