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Apr18

Twitter in Focus: Mick Foley

by tonyd on April 18, 2012 at 12:01 am

Holy Shit, bros!

Welcome-to-Twitter-in-Focus-where-media-comes-to-die. Holy Shit!  Mick Foley is not only on Twitter, he’s doing stand up!  For those of you that live under a pop culture rock, Mick Foley also wrestled under the name Cactus Jack and Mankind.  He’s just about the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and way talented.  Let’s see if his tweets are just as full of talent!

@RealMickFoley

April 15th:  “My blog is going to have to wait until my new @WWE book deal is finalized. Too important to blow on someone like @thedeanambrose #verucasalt”

Another book?  Look at this guy.  I think if Ernest Hemmingway were alive, he probably would’ve wrestled a few years.

April 15th:  “This Dec 2010 promo with me & Flair seems to be where the entire Ambrose philosophy comes from. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0wkla4E6a8”

Classic.

April 15th:  “I heard @thedeanambrose had an original thought once..and it died of loneliness. #poorveruca :(”

Who would start a Twitter fight with Mick?  Crazy.  The man isn’t afraid of diving onto barbed wire, what makes the Twitterverse think it can win an argument?

April 15th:  “Was Ric’s promo real @ekelsall ? I think all the best promos come from a place of truth. Pretty sure he meant every word of it..as did I.”

Of course it’s real.  Real entertaining!

16 hours ago:  “Very cool of you to not bother me at the movies @TipTheZack . The Lorax has been my favorite Seuss book to read to my kids for many years.”

Hard to post a lot of his tweets, only because many of them are responses to the fans.  Mick is always about the fans.  I saw him at a comic book show giving away his autograph and I was just blown away.  9 times out of 10, people of his stature charge money.  That was pretty generous of you, Mick.  Nice!

7 hours ago:  “My new blog, AN ANSWER FOR AMBROSE is up at http://mickfoley.typepad.com/mickfoley/2012/04/i-tried-to-upload-a-video-but-was-not-successful-so-here-is-a-short-synopsis-of-what-i-had-to-say-1-looks-like-the-new-w.html I will not acknowledge him for the rest of this month. #poorveruca”

Ha!  I don’t know the whole story, but that last quote is awesome.

6 hours ago:  “Almost forgot – BIG comedy shows THIS Thurs and Fri in Eastern PA with @TheRevBobLevy . For info and tickets, go to http://www.realmickfoley.com/events-3/”

Here’s a little clip of Mick behind the mic.

4 hours ago:  “Best of luck with the JAM FOR AUTISM on April 19th in Westbury, NY @deesnider – WISH I could be there! http://www.livenation.com/event/0000478D9CA08CD7”

Nice.

Okay, let’s rate Mick’s tweets.  I give him a 10 for Insanity (and if you’ve ever seen him wrestle, you’d know why), a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 9.6.  Gotta follow Mick!  He’s the man!  (and the Mankind).

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: author, Cactus Jack, comedian, comedy, funny, humor, Mankind, Mick Foley, stand up, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus, wrestler, wrestling, writer, WWE
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Apr16

The Walk Show: Nice Day

by tonyd on April 16, 2012 at 12:01 am

Tony D is back with a new Walk Show.

└ Tags: church, comedy, funny, humor, Laurel Springs, Religion, story, Super Frat, The Walk Show, Tony DiGerolamo, video, walk, walking
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Apr15

Your Tax Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 15, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Wesley Snipes calls you and wishes you a happy birthday as part of his court-ordered service.  You will ask if you can call him sometime.  He’ll tell you, “No.”

Aries:  The ghost of Willie Nelson will appear to you and tell you to recheck line 39 on your tax form.  When you point out that Willie Nelson isn’t dead, he’ll disappear.

Taurus:  You will learn that you cannot deduct massages with happy endings as a medical expense on your taxes.

Gemini:  The stars say, check your math.  It’s unlikely your cheap calculator is correct since it’s missing a 4.

Lemini:   You will learn that you cannot use that homeless guy you gave a dollar to as a dependent.

Cancer:   Jason Stathman will bust into your apartment, punch you a few times and scream, “Where’s the girl?!”  Have an answer if you value your teeth.

Leo:  Your car will transform into an autobot at the gas station and bitch slap you for not buying premium.

Virgo:  The squirrels in your backyard get together and spell out the words, “Clothes your bathroom curtain” in acorns in your backyard.  So either do that or start working out.

Libra:  Mailing your tax return inside a delicious pie does not make the IRS “overlook” the money you owe.

Scorpio:  You will be forced to liquidate several of your antique sex toys to pay your taxes.

Sagittarius:  This week, you will play some poker.  You won’t win, but you’ll get drunk enough to keep repeating this.

Capricorn:  You’ll meet O.J. Simpson in a dark alley.  He’ll demand to know if you’re the “real killer”.  When you tell him no, he’ll just mumble “Aw, shoot.” and walk away.

Aquarius:  You pot dealer will send you a reminder for 420.  It’ll be dated from 2010.

Pisces:  You webcomic premiere will be picked up by major news outlets who are desperate to do any news story that doesn’t center around trying to make Mitt Romney not sound boring.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, frat boy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Jason Statham, Lemini, Leo, Libra, parody, Pisces, psychic, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, Tax Day, taxes, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Wesley Snipes, Willie Nelson, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Apr14

Rewritten Headlines: Romney to Baboons

by tonyd on April 14, 2012 at 12:01 am

News, tactless, the way it should be.  This is the Rewritten News!

Real: Can Romney Beat the GOP Gloom?

Rewritten: Millionaire Leads Depressed Millionaires

Real: Skyrim Gets Kinect Intergration

Rewritten: Gamers to Have More Free Hands to Shove in Doritos and Mountain Dew

Real: Nashville Predators’ Shea Weber Fined $2,500 for Head Slam

Rewritten: Hockey Player Fined for Pleasing Fans

Real: Employers Not Liable if Workers Skip Breaks, Court Rules

Rewritten: Employers to Make Work Slightly More Shitty

Real: Holding a Gun May Make You Look Bigger, Stronger

Rewritten: Holding a Gun Increases Penis Size

Real: NASA Kind of, Sort of, Maybe Found Life on Mars 36 Years Ago

Rewritten: NASA as Efficient as Other Government Agencies

Real: North Korea’s Rocket Launch Ends in Failure

Rewritten: North Korea Can’t Get it Up

Real: Buffet Rule or Not, Most Rich People Already Pay

Rewritten:  Rich People Own More Reporters Than You Think

Real: Baboons Can Recognize Written Words, Study Finds

Rewritten: Jersey Shore Cast Not as Dim as Previously Thought

└ Tags: baboons, comedy, Employers, funny, gun, Hockey, humor, Jersey Shore, NASA, Nashville, News, North Korea, parody, Predators, Rewritten Headlines, Romney, Skyrim, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo
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