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Sep15

Ten Things You’ll Never See the Royal Family Do

by tonyd on September 15, 2012 at 2:32 am

The English Royals have been caught doing a lot, but here’s ten things you’ll never see them do.

1. Coach a minor league hockey team to the finals.

2.  Serving you a plate of donuts.

3.  Fighting a homeless guy for a position on a street vent.

4.  Waiting in line for a ferry and then missing the cut off.

5.  Pumping $8 worth of gas.

6.  Sitting in the cheap seats.

7.  Getting a ticket from park cops for skateboarding in the park.

8.  Passed out near a dumpster, covered in vomit.

9.  Passed out in a drunk tank, covered in vomit without shoes.

10.  Arguing over a price in Wal Mart.

└ Tags: cheap seats, comedy, English, funny, gas, humor, Royal Family, Royals, Super Frat, Ten Things You'll Never See, ticket, Tony DiGerolamo, vomit, Wal Mart
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Sep14

Rewritten Headlines: Gerbils to Tim Tebow

by tonyd on September 14, 2012 at 12:01 am

Gerbil Rock Concerts No Longer an Issue

Dog Owner Picks Up Massive Turds

US Pisses Into Wind

Russian PM Causes Immature Russians to Giggle Uncontrollably

CNN Still Covering the Big News

Economic Bullshit Probably Gonna Make Us Poorer

Los Angeles Streets Momentarily Profitable Rather Than Scary

Politicians Make Laws so Other People Can be Arrested for Lying

New York Hates Thirsty Fatties

President Teases Future Poor People

Snake Jesus Born

Website States Obvious

God Not Working Fast Enough

└ Tags: CNN, comedy, dog owner, economics, funny, gerbils, god, humor, Los Angeles, lying, massive turds, New York, News, obvious, PM, politician, president, Rewritten Headlines, Rewritten News, Russia, Super Frat, Tim Tebow, Tony DiGerolamo, US
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Sep12

Twitter in Focus: Mark Duplass

by tonyd on September 12, 2012 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is actor and filmmaker Mark Duplass, who plays Pete on The League.  And if you haven’t seen The League, you totally should.  It’s one of the funniest shows on FX.  Let’s see if Mark’s tweets stack up.

September 3rd:  “BELABOR DAY is my favorite holiday. Because it’s awesome. And it rules. And it’s great. Oh, and it’s the best.”

I call Labor Day Weekend, Dragon Con Weekend.

September 3rd:  “9/3/12 @netflix rec: THE CONVERSATION. Coppola’s moody/quiet thriller stars Gene Hackman in top form. So much integrity here. #netflix365”

You gotta love Hackman and Coppola.

September 4th:  “THE LEAGUE Season 4 premieres Thu 10/11 @ 10:30pm on FX! @theleaguefx @SteveRannazzisi @duplaselton @nickkroll @jonlajoiecomedy @paulscheer”

The League is hilarious.

September 5th:  “9/4/12 @netflix rec: AMORRES PERROS. Alejandro González Iñárritu + Gael García Bernal broke out in this gritty, well-made drama. #netflix365”

Movie reviews on the twitter.  A good use of the account.

September 6th:  “9/5/12 @netflix rec: THE AFRICAN QUEEN. Bogey + Hepburn. John Huston. War. A big boat. Good dialogue. What else do u need? #netflix365”

A classic…that I haven’t seen in it’s entirety.  Mostly because it would always be on at like 4pm on a Sunday when I was visiting relatives and in between stuffing my face I’d catch five to seven minutes.

September 6th:  “Pablo Escobar was slightly overweight, had a huge moustache, and was somehow still sexy as balls. hm…”

It’s default sexy when you can have anyone killed by tilting your head a certain way.

September 7th:  “9/6/12 @netflix rec: THE TWO ESCOBARS. Fantastic 30 for 30 doc on 2 unrelated Escobars who changed Columbia via drugs + soccer. #netflix365”

I think you need another tweet for that.

September 7th:  “If apple made something called the iShower I’d probably buy it without even knowing what it actually did.”

I imagine it would be a shower that could also download music and various soaps.

September 8th:  “9/7/12 @netflix rec: THE THING (1982). Kurt Russel, his beard, John Carpenter, Morricone’s score, an evil force… fuck yeah. #netflix365”

Yes!  I spit on the remake/prequel.  Carpenter and Russel at their best.

September 8th:  “kills me to know there’s an exact number of times someone has loudly farted while performing KING LEAR and i can never know that number.”

And now that Sir Lawrence Oliver is dead, we’ll never know.

September 8th:  “once upon a time, people had “home phones” that were stuck to the wall with a chord. u couldn’t even take ’em outside. fucked up.”

You’re freaking out the 20-something’s.

September 8th:  “9/8/12 @netflix rec: SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS. This tragicomedy about a troubled 1970’s LA family is a perfect combo of funny/sad. #netflix365”

Eh.  Can’t get into tragicomedy.  I say, go one way or another.  Depress me or make me laugh.

September 9th:  “are Tevas coming back any time soon?”

I think only Andre would know.

September 9th:  “9/9/12 @netflix rec: BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD DO AMERICA. Mentally impair yourself with your vice of choice. Sit back. Laugh hard. #netflix365”

Another good one, Idiocracy.  Very underrated flick.

September 10th:  “9/10/12 @netflix rec: DAYS OF HEAVEN. My favorite Malick film. Patient, poetic, gorgeous portrait of trouble on the run. #netflix365”

Just read the synop, that sounds pretty awesome.

3 hours ago:  “ever remember something really embarrassing you did and your body blurts out a small, uncontrollable grunt in protest? yeah. me neither.”

Eh.  I mean, no.

1 hour ago:  “9/11/12 @netflix rec: MARLEY. Relax tonight w/a lovely doc about a lovely man who smoked lovely weed and made lovely reggae. #netflix365”

Oh, yeah!  We jammin’!

Okay, let’s rate Mark’s tweets.  I definitely enjoy the film talk and reviews.  Would like to see more behind-the-scenes.  I am a big fan of he and his brother’s films: Cyrus and Jeff Who Lives At Home are pretty awesome.  I give him a 6 for Insanity, a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.3.  Mark is one to follow and don’t miss The League on FX.

If you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: actor, Andre, Bob Marley, comedy, filmmaker, funny, humor, Mark Duplass, movies, Pete, rating, reviews, Super Frat, The League, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Sep10

Tony’s Tips: Product

by tonyd on September 10, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Bros, as you know I have experience doing a wide range of comic book conventions.  Spreading the word of Super Frat required a lot of prep and a lot of marketing.  Lots of creators just go to shows and don’t even talk to people!  That’s not me and that’s not good marketing.  Here’s how to run a con:

1:  Get a table.  Booths are expensive, tables are usually free to creators.  I NEVER pay for tables unless the fee is just a little nominal one.
2.  Signage is key.  Remember people don’t know you or your comic.  You need clear, concise signage that explains the basics in clear unambiguous language.
3.  Have something to give away.  Whatever giveaway you have should have your website on it.  Investing in a giveaway like personalized tote bags, koozies, pens, etc. can help you spread your brand. Having a pen with your website address on it near the desk of a potential fan is perfect.  He’ll look at the pen and go, “Oh, yeah!  I met that guy!  Let me check out his site!”
4.  Have something to sell.  If you have something to sell, you can use the giveaway to help seal the deal.  “Buy my comic and I’ll give you a pen.”
5.  Be personable.  Talk to people!  That’s what you’re there to do, promote!  It’s fine to do sketches, but don’t be so focused that you can’t say hello to people when they come to the table.
6.  Dress nice.  Look presentable and above all, look like you WANT to be there.  Be happy, not miserable.

That’s my tips for today, bros.  Now get out there and sell those comics!

└ Tags: comic book, comic books, con, convention, creator, giveaways, promote, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, Tony's Tips, webcomic
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