Hell Freezes Over

Bullies Possibly on Martian Surface

Defense Contractors Looking to Make Internet Money

TSA Perverts Dealt Blow

People Realize They Don’t Have to Eat Crap

CIA Not Killing Enough People

Freedom Continues to Fuck up Libya

Jersey Shore Guidos May Easily Ignite

Bureaucratic Bullshit Keeps Man on Vacation

Grown Man Uses Words: Upsets Budinskis