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Oct21

Your Fratoscope: October 21, 2012

by tonyd on October 21, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will discover that you cannot train a seeing eye dog to spot just a C-cup or above. Aries:  Your delusional dog will climb atop his dog house and pretend that he’s flying an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan29

Your Fratoscope: January 29, 2012

by tonyd on January 29, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will discover that the iPad you bought in that truck stop is actually just a shiny clipboard. Aries:   While eating peanut butter you’ll bump into someone with deviled eggs.  Turns out, it’s not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec11

Your Fratoscope: December 11, 2011

by tonyd on December 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will purchase clean urine from an unusual source. Aries: You will buy a horse that can stomp winning lottery numbers, unfortunately it balances out as he is also a heroine junkie. Taurus:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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