Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. I can’t believe I’ve missed Bill Burr’s twitter all this time. If you haven’t heard his stand up, you should. It’s pretty brilliant. Let’s see if his tweets match up.
@billburr
October 21st: “Fun With History: Which has happened more? The Jets winning a SB or that Fireman Ed actually fighting a fire? ”
Ouch. Poor Jets. Guess there’s no Daily Show appearance for you now, Bill.
October 21st: “@billburr What happened more, you ruining Chappelle Show and making him quit or Giants beating Pats in the SB? ”
October 21st: (Bill’s Reply) “Game on!”
You have disturbed the Burr. Brace yourself.
October 21st: “No words to describe how much I hate the Patriots Old School Uniform. Is Tony Eason starting? ”
I gotta keep this Twitter in mind when I write Sports Guys.
October 21st: “Nice punt by Steve Grogan.”
How did one of the Manson Family get into the NFL?
October 21st: “Here comes the Pats DBs…..DOH JEEZUZ!!!! ”
My wife loves the Pats. Probably because she lived in Boston.
October 21st: “Pats DBs will save Sanchez’s career. #2GamesAyear”
Wish I knew more about sports so I understood that hashtag.
October 21st: “All Brady has to do is give our D a good 49 pt cushion and I think we can win it regulation. ”
He really does need Peter as his center.
October 22nd: “the Monday Morning Podcast is up!! http://billburr.com/podcast/monday-morning-podcast-10-22-12 … http://fb.me/1NW6LYtCs”
Ha! So bitter. I love it.
October 22nd: “the Monday Morning Podcast is up!! http://billburr.com/podcast/monday-morning-podcast-10-22-12 …”
Bill sounds a lot like a friend of mine who talks the same way. Started listening and couldn’t stop until the end.
October 22nd: “”Armstrong has no place in cycling…but the cheaters who ratted him out do.” #6MonthSuspensions #FuckinJoke”
That’s how they get ya. Ratting out your friends.
15 hours ago: “I hope South Park does a Lance Armstrong episode.”
Oh, yeah. I think that’s a done deal.
2 hours ago: “I count 16 power shots to 1. I’m score it a 10/8 round for Not Ed Hardy Shirt. http://youtu.be/uj3DTajPJPk ”
I imagine this is the physical manifestation of Bill’s verbal attack.
I love Bill. So angry! Let’s rate his Twitter. I give him an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s a score of 9 overall, but fuck it, I give him a 10 because I can. Follow Bill and more importantly, see his stand up.
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